my mom yesterday: do u work tomorrow. me: yes. my mom today: do u work today. me: yes i already told u. my mom when i'm at work: where are u.

Birthday #11 🥹

posting a week late but celebrated cody’s first bday with us 🥹 #7

birthday #10.ft. new little brother cody 🥹

birthday #9 🥹

i refuse to acknowledge that he’s now a senior dog 🥺 #8

Happy birth jord 😄🧡.

RT @DannyDeVito: Supreme Court my ass.

RT @LilNasX: i think it’s really time we come together and limit how old a government official can be. i genuinely don’t think someone shou….

RT @LakotaMan1: When President Clinton banned assault rifles in 1994, mass shootings dropped by 43%. After Republicans let the ban expire i….

went to a wine tasting and not only did the ticket lady hold my wristband in her mouth and slobber on it before putting it on my wrist but one of the vendors fully fingered @JordanReloaded’s cup while refilling it 🫠.

thinking about how i was blacked out this past weekend on my friends couch and someone threw a potato chip to me so i obviously ate it and everyone screamed bc it was in fact not a potato chip but a doggie chicken chip.

my boyfriend really asked me if my nose was the inspiration for gru…

hollister has such cute swimsuits but it’s so embarrassing walking in there as an adult to make a return bc i don’t wanna pay the $7 return shipping 🥴.

#7 🎉

RT @jiveDurkey: baby seal introduced to water for the first time 🥺

why the FUCK do iphone alarms still ring when you’re on a phone call??? got me bleeding out my ears at 8 in the morning.

my favorite thing about myself is that i’m physically incapable of going literally anywhere without having a panic attack. gives life a little more spice :).

my boyfriend and i both saved the same tiktok to show each other and if that’s not true love idk what is.

i forgot my phone at my boyfriend’s house and didn’t realize until i got all the way home. very cool sem way to be perceptive.

i love those lil muscle twitches after exercise. feels like u got pop rocks under ur skin.