Selfish Machine
@Self_ishMachine
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I have a gf do NOT flirt w me, 19, One piece, deftones, and pierce the veil ultra, open world survival enthusiast, self_ishmachine on insta
Texas unfortunately
Joined August 2025
Fun facts abt me I have a girlfriend I have a girlfriend I have a girlfriend I have a girlfriend I have a girlfriend I have a girlfriend I call my girlfriend mommy I have a girlfriend I have a girlfriend I have a girlfriend I have a girlfriend I have a girlfriend
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Life ends at 20 unc, wrap it up
the weird ass age gap obsession that gen z has is also tied to their belief that life ends at 30 years old and idk how to prove it but i know it’s true
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Me describing my face to my wife
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My gf just said “that compliment means nothing to me” when I complimented a vid she sent me bc she hates me
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Me n jugg OF countdown
onlyfans coming soon
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if you ever feel bad about yourself just remember that there are millions of people who genuinely believe our savior is a 79 year old obese nepo baby billionaire with 6 chapter 11 bankruptcies, 34 felonies, 26+ allegations of SA, and a spray tan.
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I be freak texting my girl at work I don’t even give a fuck
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Leftists are about to start tweeting dumb shit like “Holocaust Harris” again.
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Rage baiting my gf with 67 jokes and now it’s 6:30 and she’s yelling at me
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im gonna touch your twunk brothers white monster
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Yall be joking about calling yalls gf mommy but I Actually do that shit
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All of New York City will begin praying to Karl Marx five times a day, starting at dawn tomorrow
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I will now be referring to the city as the people’s republic of New York
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POV: you wake up in New York City tomorrow morning
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we did this. for charlie kirk.
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Inshallah Zohran will deliver us from evil🙏
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Must be another man bc I never said this 😑🤨
my boyfriend called me ugly and chopped
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