@justinbieber
Stop using her! Without her permission and without her consent(we know you love that) you can't use her name! She must be the one saying/confirming where she was! Not you speaking on her
@mbongomuffin
You described yourself very well. Bland. I would add uninspiring, unsuccessful, unknown, uneducated, talentless, bad-mannered, ugly & very rude. Unknown describes you the best. Congrats on your 2 minutes of fame, the peak of your blooming career.