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If you want people to say good things after you're gone, say good things while you're here.

White Plains, NY
Joined December 2014
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Eponymous Hippopotamus
4 days
Do these people even put their shoes on the right feet?
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Eponymous Hippopotamus
11 days
A week's worth of groceries costs more than a big screen TV, but the reason it's so cheap is that it's subsidized by big tech companies that spy on you and cheap Chinese labor that killed the high-quality American manufacturing base. This system is broken and can't be fixed.
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Eponymous Hippopotamus
12 days
When a trip to the grocery store costs more than a 42" TV, the system is fundamentally rotten and broken. Stop tut-tutting about irresponsible spending, our savings are getting evaporated by inflation.
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Eponymous Hippopotamus
12 days
Nobody asked for this. Nobody wants their videos to shrink by 1/3rd and be moved to the side of the screen for this shit.
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Eponymous Hippopotamus
21 days
How bad must this song be?
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Eponymous Hippopotamus
25 days
You canโ€™t do epic shit with people who play small.
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Eponymous Hippopotamus
2 months
If Democrats were going to cave anyway, they should have had one and only one demand: Vote to release the Epstein files on day 1. https://t.co/XSal6XAFxS
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brokeonomics.news
The next grotesque phase of the Republican party's cover-up of the Jeffrey Epstein scandal. While the political world was distracted by the shutdown theater,
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Eponymous Hippopotamus
2 months
A 50-year mortgage is like, "Hey, what if we took everything shitty about student loans and did that for houses?"
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Eponymous Hippopotamus
2 months
FUUUUUCK YEAH!
@HeavyMetal_999
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2 months
A candidate for miss world 2025 surprises by singing Death Metal, and goes to the final.๐Ÿค˜ https://t.co/qFX0uiIKYH
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Eponymous Hippopotamus
2 months
The Right has made literally zero arguments against Mamdani. None. They name-call, they make false equivalencies, they use scary language. They cannot make the case that the vision of the future they offer is better than his, so they don't even try.
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Eponymous Hippopotamus
2 months
If they can't make serious arguments, it proves they're wrong.
@VividProwess
Vivid.๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ
2 months
Can anyone explain to me how the city that experienced the biggest Islamic terrorist attack in history voted for a Muslim mayor?
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Eponymous Hippopotamus
2 months
It tells you everything you need to know about Conservatives that every argument they make is made up.
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Eponymous Hippopotamus
2 months
This is, in fact, correct.
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Eponymous Hippopotamus
2 months
If a Democrat did 1% of the things Trump did, he'd be impeached. And the loudest calls would be from the left.
@krassenstein
Brian Krassenstein
2 months
BREAKING: The ENTIRE East Wing of the White House is GONE. TRUMP LIED! Obama would have been immediately impeached for this.
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Eponymous Hippopotamus
2 months
Let me get this straight. First, Trump says that his big, stupid $200 million ballroom won't cost taxpayers anything. Then he sues the government for $200 million? Totally unconnected, I'm sure.
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Eponymous Hippopotamus
2 months
Let me get this straight. The government is in shutdown mode. We have air traffic controllers working for IOUs. Trump is bulldozing the White House East Wing to put in a gaudy $200 million ballroom. The only reason he isn't being removed is because of cowardly Republicans.
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Eponymous Hippopotamus
2 months
The logic in my RF redundancy filter is taut.
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Eponymous Hippopotamus
2 months
@AmazonAlexa My point is that Amazon must think I'm really, really stupid.
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