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Tuwache Tu hiyo story. ni too painful hata kuimaliza. na mnakumbuka nikianza nlisema sikuangi story teller. Anyway my bro najua ataona hii tweet. Just know I Love you bro. get well soon!.

Haya kama umejipanga fiti twende. So before tutoke nkamwambia tena tuombe coz sifeel comfortable na kiskiza blasfmemi mbele yangu. Jamaa akasema. .

Kufika kwa gate, bro amekam tena na kadudu. (Vitz). so me namwuliza, kwani ulibenana na kadudu mbili, sasa huyu chiwawas atakula nini hizi siku mbili. Kwani maswidis iko wapi?.Jamaa akasema tangu kadudu katoke port kajawai Rudi jiji tena so anataka kukapiga treat ya Jonarobi. .

So I told my wife while leaving to say a short prayer for me. She hold my hands and said, "Lord may you go ahead of him and protect him. Amen". Aaah si nakushow Simba alitoka hapo kama akona confidence. .

Manze sijai ogopa kama hiyo siku man. me nlijua tu immediately hii safari haitaisha fiti. Ustakejua vile nikihug watoi na wife vile nlikua nshaona wakibaki ofans. whueeeh. si I was shaking. I think God has a way of telling us things. Anyway, twendelee.

Ridads: "Bro twende Bana, me I don't believe in your God or Jesus, am a pergan". Wueehhhh!nn. .

Then I tell Ridads, bro. come tuombewe Kwanza na mamaa . kabla twende safari, juu pia tunakimbia usiku, ni poa tukilindwa na sir jah. Guess his answer??. .

Kawaida I took my laptop bag and we started leaving, kidogo I kumbukad Samsing. My wife normally prays for me before leaving for journey mercies, you know am one of those strong believers of Christ. .

My daughter see's her uncle, ndo huyo mbiyoo Hadi kwa "peo" the chiwawas. Wakicheza chezaa hapo si tukipanga safari. .

So you know this guy. let's call him "Ridadi". He's one of those rich cool kid guys who drive around with their chiwawas. .

Kufika 4pm. my very close buddy and a business partner, this nigga we go way back 20yrs ago, calls me saying he's arrived at my gate. .

So me nimechill kwa hao na mamaa nini nini. , hiyo Juzi sikutoka kejani kwenda job because I was to travel to Nrb from Kisumu for a business meeting yesterday. .

Sikuangi Sawa na tweeting Sana lakini Leo ntawaambia story ya how I met Jesus yesterday. See thread👇.

Saturday vibes be like.

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I often wonder if it's against the law to tarmac all the the roads in my village. I want my village people to leave well, create roads where even the kids can do skating activities. Can someone please school me on this?.

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