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@SecWonk

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Security & Identity Strategist - (ISC)2 Director. Maven of #CPE4Free, pistol instructor & bourbon whisperer. Motorcyclist. Also a Cardinal, because hats.

Columbus, Ohio
Joined May 2009
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@SecWonk
1 year
Predictable, 28 days after extended warranty on my Lenovo it breaks and is just out of warranty. I blame Murphy.
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@SecWonk
2 years
#CISSP is 30 years old - Let's celebrate by helping the next generation via scholarships, training, DEI initiatives & workforce surveys via @iamcybersafe - I'm donating $30 for #30CISSP. Please give! https://t.co/uRfZNpgC0X @ISC2 #IAmCyberSafe #CISSP #ISC2Proud #FortheChildren
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@SecWonk
2 years
Fortunately this time I remembered. Was asked to work 8 hours after travel from Japan. Nope. See you after the weekend. #SorryNotSorry
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@SecWonk
2 years
@bettersafetynet Oh my, Future Dan has the same misgivings from current Dan who thinks that scheduling aggressively first day back from Asia/conference/vacation/redeye is a good idea. Past Nick and Past Dan need to sync up on a checklist of "Never Do This Again"
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@SecWonk
2 years
Beyond annoyed at @AmericanAir for lying to me last night, that my wife was on the upgrade list so she could sit next to me on the flight, and for us to arrive this morning and that not to be true at all and now we are not sitting together. Simple rule. Don’t lie to customers.
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@SecWonk
2 years
Win a barrel of Blanton's Gold valued at $20,000 https://t.co/rUgrMXTzY2 #blantonsgoldsweeps #sazeracbarrelselect
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@ISC2
ISC2
2 years
Join us for the first Inside #ISC2 webinar of 2024 as Clar Rosso and Board of Directors Chair Dan Houser share updates from the Q1 2024 Board of Directors meeting, 2024 priorities, review recent accomplishments and answer questions! Register: https://t.co/9PI9ZQr5qx
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@SecWonk
2 years
There was the one time I was going through international arrivals security in Beijing airport, and remembered I had called my hotspot something like "NSA Surveillance Pod". In that moment of sudden fear, I couldn't remember if I had disabled it. I checked. I had.
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@SecWonk
2 years
Reading abstracts. "Perimeter" as security principle determinator. Oh, that's cute, you think there's a perimeter.
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@SecWonk
2 years
DC, I am in you!! #mWISE
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@SecWonk
2 years
Seattle��� I am in you!!
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@SecWonk
3 years
One of my friends was working on image recognition software for school safety. But I don’t remember who. Please raise your hand. :-)
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@SecWonk
3 years
My profession takes me to some very odd places to research. International mapping of moral turpitude laws. Duty to retreat. GenAI threats for tomography deidentification, and LLM bias regarding Asian women. 9 vs. 8 pellet buckshot. Tay. And now pickle and cashew emojis.
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@SecWonk
3 years
Common sense gun laws are an ad hominem attack.
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@SecWonk
3 years
This morning, my flowerbed. This gnome is my best gift ever from a white elephant gift exchange…
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@SecWonk
3 years
Commenting on @bettersafetynet post, typed +1 on Sneakers. What came out was +1 years n Smeakers. Go home Ottokorrekt you’re drunk.
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@SecWonk
@SecWonk
3 years
When you’re in InfoSec and can’t think of a term when listing threats… Out loud to self, “Dang it, what’s that called when you use sex to compromise an asset?” Wife: “What the hell?!?!” Me: “Oh yeah, honey trap.” Goes on typing. Wife returns to reading. #Cybersecurity
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@SecWonk
3 years
Since all kinds of businesses and GPS utilities rely on Google, having the wrong address is a big pain.
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@SecWonk
3 years
Anyone actually get a street name corrected by @googlemaps ? I’ve submitted many times and the name of my street remains wrong (and the addresses of many neighbors as well). Just wanting the secret incantation to make street name match my deed.
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@SecWonk
3 years
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@SecWonk
3 years
The latest Virtual Security Con! https://t.co/MfoLaRsJpq Thanks to @Tresorit #cybersecurity #podcast
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