CaptainKeane
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Keanooo. not the real Roy Keane, just his spirit.
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Joined December 2024
Forget sales, forget protests. Manchester united fans can get rid of the glazers in less than 5 games and this is how they can do it. A thread.
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🚨🔴 Expect Man Utd to push a wave of ‘positive’ PR: future transfers, securing key targets, new stadium talk, youth investment, big summer spend. Classic Glazer playbook, now adopted by INEOS. #mufc
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If this happens I won't watch football amymore
🚨 JUST IN! Sources close to André Onana believe that if Manchester United appoint a new head coach who prioritises playing out from the back, the club could turn to him again. [@PeteHall86, @TheiPaperSport]
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Madness. We have two owners who don't give a fuck
🚨 JUST IN: Manchester United are unlikely to reinforce their squad in the transfer window under Michael Carrick. Former United coach Ruben Amorim pushed for a midfield addition in the winter transfer window, which baffled senior United figures as he was aware of the club’s
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Can we just have one day without bullshit
🚨 BREAKING: Bruno Fernandes has had enough with what's going on at Manchester United and is looking to leave the club. [@PeteHall86]
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Hear this every year
🚨Manchester United plans a summer squad overhaul and according to MEN, only 13 Manchester United players can be assured of their future with the club: Senne Lammens Leny Yoro Ayden Heaven Matthijs de Ligt Lisandro Martinez Patrick Dorgu Noussair Mazraoui Kobbie Mainoo Bruno
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Yeah makes sense. Because city get deals done in a few days. So we will monitor a player until the summer. In the meantime city will sign them
🚨🚨🌕| Manchester United will only move for targets in January if long-term options become available or if they need to act to prevent a rival from taking the lead in the chase for a monitored player. [@TheAthleticFC]
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This is pathetic btw. Either sell the club to Qatar or use your own money to buy players. Don't use them for money.
🚨 JUST IN: Manchester United’s early FA Cup and Carabao Cup exits will hit the club financially – and could strengthen the prospect of a money-spinning mid-season friendly. United have held talks with Turki Alalshikh, the chairman of the General Entertainment Authority of Saudi
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Come back to this in the summer we will finish worse than 12th.
🚨 | Manchester United set minimum target of a top-six finish last summer, but senior officials feel there is a GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY to qualify for the Champions League this season. [@TelegraphDucker]
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🚨 It remains the case that Manchester United will only move for targets should long-term ones become available or if they need to act to stop a rival taking the lead in the chase for one of the players they are monitoring. As it stands, and although in the transfer window
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Here comes the spin lads. Fuck off @INEOS get out of our club. Your cars are shit too
🚨 JUST IN! Manchester United are planning to sign at least TWO midfielders in the upcoming transfer windows. Elliot Anderson is a top priority, with Adam Wharton also highly rated at Old Trafford. Carlos Baleba remains another option under consideration. [@TheAthleticFC]
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The Utd 25/26 script. After a disaster window. Utd will start the season poorly Amorim will of course get sacked. With the pressure high. Some idiot at INEOS will remember how nostalgic fans were when Rudd was hired. With no budget for a big manager? Welcome Michael Carrick
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Before any United fan compare this Alonso sacking to that of Amorims own.. before any idiooot starts doing that comparison I want them to understand that: 1. Madrid hasn’t gone 13 years without the league. 2. Madrid hasn’t gone 16 years without the champions league.
🚨💣 BREAKING: XABI ALONSO LEAVES REAL MADRID WITH IMMEDIATE EFFECT.
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Yh m8 all that and his primary striker target was Liam Delap.
🚨 NEW: Jason Wilcox has a very clear idea on where Manchester United should be - Wilcox wants to steer United towards younger signings such as Senne Lammens, Patrick Dorgu and Benjamin Sesko, this is because he believes these profiles will be considered top players within 2/3
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I love how Ruben Amorim was proven right The owners got expose yet again
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Have man united got Madrid's squad? Do united play in a farmers league
Real Madrid just sacked a coach with 71% win rate and their fans support it, some Man United fans are defending a Coach with 31% win rate with their life 😭
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There is no chance of this
🚨 Michael Carrick’s main task is to return United to Europe. While the minimum target is a top-six finish, club officials believe Champions League qualification is a real possibility and are backing him to achieve it. [@TelegraphDucker]
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🚨🗣 Cristiano Ronaldo: “when the aquarium is bad, when you change the fish and not the aquarium, you’d get the same results”. We just changed the fish and put it into the same aquarium.
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About Mainoo Amorim was right About Garnacho Amorim was right About the fact the problem wasn't because we played 343 or 5atb, Amorim was right. Amorim knew better than you online Tacticos. I am genuinely happy he's no longer here.
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You were all for sacking the manager to play a brand of football you believed would bring us back to winning ways. For you, it was the manager’s fault all along but now that he’s gone and the problems are still there, it’s on the board, right? Hypocrite..
Said this after we lost to Brighton in January last year. One year on and same issues. INEOS ignoring the January window when everyone knows we need a midfielder.. and every fan has been saying this since before the season even started. Also will now need a LW because we sold
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These fan channels need to be banned in 2026
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