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27 | Front-End Web Developer | MA History Graduate | Massive fucking nerd

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Joined October 2011
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@SebBird95
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4 years
Currently working on a zen, time-wasting puzzle webapp which I've aptly named 'Puzzly' 🧩 Refresh for a random puzzle, and try uncover the picture by rotating the pieces. https://t.co/mcdK58lGz1 #puzzle #puzzlegame #webapp #PUZZLY
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@SebBird95
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2 years
Say it 3 times whilst looking in the mirror and Andrew appears behind you
@PolitlcsUK
Politics UK
2 years
🚨 | NEW: For the first time in HISTORY, millions across the country will be asked to make their promise to the King by saying the following out loud: “I swear that I will pay true allegiance to Your Majesty, and to your heirs and successors according to law. So help me God.”
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@SebBird95
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2 years
that shit makes you see in third-person
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2 years
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@SebBird95
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2 years
Past-tense Wham! be like: You woke me up, before you went went
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@hourly_shitpost
🕐HOURLY🕑 shitpost
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@SebBird95
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2 years
Who would win in a fight: Boris Nurgle Johnson vs Jezbot 4000
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@ShitpostGate
ShitpostGateway
2 years
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@beetlemoses
beetle moses
2 years
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@SebBird95
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2 years
People bragging about Prime on their story are defo the same people ringing into Heart FM saying that they're loving the tunes, and the tunes are Ed Sheeran
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@PunchingCat
Punch Cat
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@FGC_Daily
Fighting-Games Daily
2 years
ITS JOEVER HE GOT THE PRESIDENTIAL SLIDE!
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@bennyjohnson
Benny Johnson
3 years
WTF is happening here!?
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@alexandrakuri
three steaks pam
2 years
ohhh my old man’s a dustman, ‘e wears a dustman’s hat, ‘e wears cor blimey trousers and ‘e lives in a council flat
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@SebBird95
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3 years
Gym where the only music they play is the Mortal Kombat theme on repeat
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@scrub_lover
scrub lover
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@SimpsonsAlbums
Simpsons Albums
3 years
MF DOOM- MM..FOOD (2004)
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@SebBird95
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3 years
i.e., this:
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@SebBird95
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3 years
I'd love to be plump and baggy like a fat frog
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