Sears Canada Parody
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Parody representing the defunct Sears Canada brand. For entertainment purposes. Satire. Not affiliated with Sears. Not run by Stephen Harper. Bloc Québécois.
Parody/Satire
Joined April 2012
As a reminder, @SearsStores is a parody/satire account. The accounts posts, contents, pictures, and communication are purely for entertainment purposes. The account is not and has never been affiliated with the Sears Canada or Sears brand.
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RT @SearsStores: In response to recent shopping cart thefts. Our shopping carts can no longer be taken out of the store.
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In response to recent shopping cart thefts. Our shopping carts can no longer be taken out of the store.
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Sir this is a Sears Canada.
@SearsStores @Chad_T_Douglas Pack your shit and leave. I’m Scottish Irish, British, French, Swedish Norwegian, Danish and possibly German. Which country do I have nationality with? You’re brain dead idiot. I am Canadian. My great grandfather fought in both world wars. I have every right to be here.
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RT @SearsStores: SEARS CANADA IS HAVING A GLORIOUS YEAR, WE WELCOME ALL OF OUR SUPPORTERS. MEANWHILE DUMB TARGET IS STILL BANKRUPT. THANK Y….
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Random dude wants to investigate minorities for being donors to the Canadian Blood Services. They’re being sinister donating blood 😂. Here’s an idea go donate some blood yourself and help Canadians!. @CanadasLifeline.
@SearsStores I also think that should be investigated. The blood service industry is quite questionable. Especially when the blood gets donated to an organization which turns around and sells it for profit.
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MAKE SEARS CANADA GREAT AGAIN MERCHANDISE IS AVAILABLE IN ASILE 4.
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SEARS CANADA IS HAVING A GLORIOUS YEAR, WE WELCOME ALL OF OUR SUPPORTERS. MEANWHILE DUMB TARGET IS STILL BANKRUPT. THANK YOU TO OUR MANAGER GREG.
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Great to see this community feeding the needy consistently. Guru Nanak Food Kitchen provides food daily to the less fortunate in Canada. Great asset to our country! .
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Trump has made us Bloc Québécois supporters cheer for Canadians!.
Spotted: Bloc Québécois leader Yves-François Blanchet cheering on Canada’s own Victoria Mboko at the National Bank Open
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We are hiring a new social media intern. Duties include being a servant to our Manager Greg.
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Our Manager Greg.
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There is a disgruntled customer ramming cars with a shopping cart in the parking lot.
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Sears Canada Manager Greg has secured us a 35% tariff on all Sears Canada orders to the US.
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We don’t speak of him.
@SearsStores I've been meaning to ask because Greg doesn't answer his emails. what ever happened to Ben?
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I’m about to go buy myself a new iPhone.
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Sears Canada is in talks to acquire Zeddy from Zellers.
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All locations are please to announce we now accept credit cards!.
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This young man doesn’t understand why WWII veterans fought. They fought against fascism, militarism, and expansionism. They did NOT fight for their great great grandchildren to be racists. This is why education and understanding history are important.
@SearsStores @CTVNationalNews that’s rich coming from some anonymous account to cowardly to show your face and put it behind what you say. Also you def have no idea what life was like back in the 1940s, there’s no way fighting men would have put their life on the line so their grand grandchildren and beyond.
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