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I don’t blame ANY player wanting out . I will not be angry with agents touting players . If you work for a company that shows poor leadership and you’re frustrated that your ability is being crushed , you will look elsewhere . Good luck to any of them that leave . #nufc

Football in the 90s was incredible! (via @AshroseUK)

That means we'll be signing more ex-Bournemouth players then.

I could name 15 players better than Salah . Best player in PL history . Not a chance . @SkySportsNews I’ll give you 5 straight off the top of my head . ( in no order ) Hazard David Silva De Bruyne Henry Gerrard

You’ve got this fella Mark on @gbnews speaking 2 words a minute & @elliecostelloTV yapping out 300 words a minute . Laurel & Retardy.

Let’s see what the media have to say when we get 1 point from the Palace & Bournemouth games . Because 1 point is exactly what I’m expecting . #nufc

Just when you think we could be top 6 every season and MAYBE challenge at the top,turns out it was all smoke & mirrors & we really are just another Everton Brighton Fulham or Palace .Happy to be in the PL , a great result here & there but mainly just making up the numbers . #nufc

Things that are more enjoyable than watching Newcastle United: - Chinese water torture - Stubbing your toe - Walking on hot coals - Being stung by wasps - Drowning - Sitting on a cactus - Having your teeth pulled out with no anaesthetic - Having kidney stones - Drinking bleach -

Sienna Tindall has royally fucked up. If we were to be losing our next home game to ( of all teams Bournemouth ) I can see a free for all from the crowd targeting her bellend fake tanned father . Then she’ll she what “fickle” fans can really be like . Fucking stupid bint . #nufc

Why hasn’t Arteta brought on England’s best player yet ? Kind of making the English sporting press look like knobheads .

Just a reminder Bournemouth went down because Howe refused to adapt or even try to change the way he plays . #nufc

Ian Holloway . Definite upgrade .

Quite simply cannot trust Howe with another PENNY of the clubs money . Doors that way Eddie . #nufc

Hoping for the breaking news ticker during the Spurs game (or the final at the latest )saying Howe has gone. There’s no alternative. We are done . #nufc

If that’s them playing like their lives depended on it , or even just playing for the fans , we’re fucked . Eddie Howe lost all credibility . Done . Cooked . Stale . We’re back to Bruce era . #nufc

Tonight . Tomorrow lunchtime at the latest. He and his fucking staff need to go . #nufc

There’s no longer a debate about this now . Eddie Howe is cooked . Get him out before our next fixture. #nufc

🚨💣 Shocking scenes outside St James’ Park. 😳 Fights have broken out among fans, leaving one supporter in a serious condition. CPR was administered on the spot before he was taken away by ambulance. Not good at all. 🙏🏻

Alan Smith “ the last 10 mins in here have been deafening “ Wouldn’t know mate , @SkySportsPL talking about Fanalysis right before KO . #nufc