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We live in the snowflake generation. Thank God for global warming. #Snowflake #God #GlobalWarming

I told my ex-wife to make a will. She said, "I hope you die slowly". I said, "a will, not a wish!" #lockdown #wife #marriage

Domestic abuse has trebled during lockdown. Women and children have been hit the hardest. #lockdown

Covid-19 is like religion. So far, there is no vaccine #COVID19 #vaccine #religions

Sex workers say the government refuse to bail them out. A spokesperson said, “We have always been willing to give them a hand, it’s about time they returned the favour.” #sexworkers #COVID19

Disneyland lay off 43,000 people. One man said, “hi ho, hi ho, it’s off to lockdown I go, with an angry mob and no fucking job, hi ho, hi ho, hi ho, hi ho.” #disneyland #furlough #COVID19

Doctors are divided about Boris Johnson's condition. 52% wanted him to leave the hospital. 48% wanted him to remain.