William Keaton
@Script_Samurai
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Writer. Professional kitchen sink thrower. Repped by AAO Entertainment. https://t.co/jo21qzN4xB
Joined December 2011
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“Androgyny”
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Merry Christmas! I love all of you, even the losers and backstabbers… well maybe not them. 🎅 🎄
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If anyone is still thinking about last minute Christmas gifts for me…
From Botticelli to the wrist: Venus by Konstantin Chaykin. Moonphase as the goddess’s face, guilloché waves as her hair, warm orange-pink lacquer across the entire dial—plus the logo becomes a pendant detail.
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Just try it, mthr’fkr
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Our lives orbited each others, and our childhoods were so similar growing up in central Florida. Just devastating. RIP Adam 😞
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Adam the Woo wasn’t just another YouTuber to me, he was one of my favorites. One I always came back to. The roadside attractions. The abandoned malls. The spontaneous “join me, shall yous.” Rest easy, sweet prince of B-roll. Thank you for the adventures You are not forgotten.
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And 5% fuhrer
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I found my picture of Andre the Giant when I was kid. I thought I lost it.
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I remember when he killed that guy in a bar fight and then survived a prison riot on an airplane
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No not Pooh too!
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Still trying to figure out what she did wrong
PF Chang’s Waitress Arrested In Bellevue After Dumping Sauce On Diners Who Didn’t Tip & Mocked Her Service
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Wikipedia is nothing but misinformation and you can watch it in real time as the editors fight with each other
The reason Wikipedia has resisted the tidal wave of misinformation is that it’s run by humans.
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