Rocket
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Guardian of the flarkin' Galaxy. Weapons Expert. (#MarvelRP|#MVRP|He/They|18+)
Joined December 2024
"Do ya know what happens to a humanoid body when a Pythrax cannon fires enlarged macroparticles at 98.257% the speed of light through it?" [#MarvelRP|18+ Themes] "The same thing that happens to everything else!"
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He definitely has something for that.
He should be sure to have equipment to protect him from the Kai-Sei energy.
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"Too often. I ain't really a morning person."
“You get rough mornings often? Ain’t judging if you do, I have em’ plenty myself.”
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ᅠ 𓏲 𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐃𝐃𝐘𝐀 𝐌𝐄𝐀𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐄’𝐒 𝐀 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐋——.ᐣ ׅ⎖ ˚࿔ ـــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــﮩ٨ـ #𝐌𝐕𝐑𝐏 ꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦ ⠀┈⠀ ⌯⁍ ₊ ⌖ └──» ᯓ 𝕯𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐏𝐎𝐎𝐋 ⸝⸝ ᅠ
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Has he? Maybe Rocket will have to check out this "Deadzone".
He’s seen strange things in the Deadzone we’re already strange enough
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And Rocket's list might be even weirder.
Probably not.
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Would that even be in the top ten of weirdest things he's seen?
A talking raccoon, now he’s seen everything…
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"Helps take the edge off of a rough morning."
“…Yeah? Damn, maybe I should start doing that. It’d probably get me through the day faster.”
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Joke's on him! Rocket thinks that's actually kinda hot!
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"If I'm addin' anythin' to coffee, it's liquor."
“Gotta remember, these are probably the same people that drown their coffee in cream and sugar too. Forget about radiation, a bit of bitterness would kill em’.”
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"People eat fruit every day with more radiation than what was in the coffee. But they still got weird about it."
“Pfft! Lightweights. A little radiation every now and then ain’t hurt nobody. You ever hear anyone complain ‘bout X-Rays? Exactly.”
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"I hate it. But no one appreciated the one I made. Because it made the coffee slightly radioactive, even though it was a basically harmless level of radiation."
“…Oh. Well, that makes sense too. Looks like the kinda junk I wouldn’t even let stay in my scrapyard.” He gives it a light kick.
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"I didn't build it. I'm just keepin' some mass-produced piece of junk runnin' long past when it shoulda busted."
“Y’know, if you built that thing a bit better it wouldn’t need so much maintenance. Juuuuust saying.”
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"Glad someone did, because I can't stop thinkin' it."
who said that.
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『 𝕀𝕗 𝕀 𝕔𝕒𝕟’𝕥 𝕤𝕒𝕧𝕖 𝔼𝕣𝕚, 𝕠𝕟𝕖 𝕤𝕞𝕒𝕝𝕝 𝕔𝕙𝕚𝕝𝕕 𝕨𝕙𝕠’𝕤 𝕣𝕖𝕝𝕪𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕠𝕟 𝕞𝕖 𝕥𝕠 𝕙𝕖𝕝𝕡 𝕙𝕖𝕣, 𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕟 𝕙𝕠𝕨 𝕔𝕒𝕟 𝕀 𝕔𝕒𝕝𝕝 𝕞𝕪𝕤𝕖𝕝𝕗, 𝕒 𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕠 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕤𝕒𝕗𝕖𝕤 𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕪𝕠𝕟𝕖! 』 ♡ + ↻
“𝙸𝚝'𝚜 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚋𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚠𝚑𝚒𝚝𝚎. 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚕𝚍 𝚒𝚜𝚗'𝚝 𝚊𝚜 𝚜𝚒𝚖𝚙𝚕𝚎 𝚊𝚜 𝙸 𝚝𝚑𝚘𝚞𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚒𝚝 𝚠𝚊𝚜”
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"Skill. Issue."
how am I bisexual and polyamorous but still pull no one
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"We sure are."
Oh , the gays are out .
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ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ⊱ 𝑮𝒐𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒎'𝒔 𝑳𝒂𝒔𝒕 𝑫𝒂𝒓𝒌 𝑲𝒏𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕. ˎ-
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it's good to see me , isn't it ?
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