Hello 2026. Please be less cunty.

What a year. May 2026 be full of thinking, mobilising and resisting. Resist fascism, resist individualism, resist the fucking union jacks (false patriotism) and the pathetic greediness. Resist the covert facelifts in their 30s

Happy 30th Birthday, Flossie! 🎉🐾 Here’s to a true feline legend! 💖🐱

There’s two ways to get there (or possibly a third if you’re relying on Northern Rail/hope)

…except I am going to church today. My church.

I’m watching Ab Fab ‘The Last Shout’ ie my comedy epiphany. Barely 13 but started to get jokes and falling so hard for Eddie Monsoon. A terrible person but equally insatiable. 29 years on and it’s so densely packed with gags. And to think Saunders had already 3 series’s…

Carol of the Bells in Kyiv subway. Voices of the Embassies of Germany, France, and the United Kingdom came together to perform Shchedryk in the Kyiv metro as a sign of solidarity with Ukraine. Thankful to everyone who stands with us!

The perfect Christmas present

Poker face at the ready

Merry Christmas everyone

I’m well aware of my own perception but, as with the last couple of years, turkeys seem to be plentiful while chickens are scarce. I guess tradition can’t stretch as far as meat drier than a witches tit.

Pink Pony Club is an album track.

No one was more capable of making songs as excruciating as Paul Heaton #totp

I forgotten/forcibly blocked Ro**ie Wi**iams did a Xmas song but was rudely reminded. He “raps” in it too.

Yeah, I’m into railing

John Major has consistently looked 65 since 1991

Well, that didn't age well. Proud to see the Employment Rights Bill pass the Lords today.

It seems there’s no floor of the sheer incompetence of recruitment consultants. It’s bewildering how this industry is saturated with it.

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