SCOTTY BEAM
@ScottyBeamIO
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Sexy beast and mad scientist... I teleport NFTs and post memes because I can
Your head, rent free
Joined April 2021
Time sure runs fast when you’re playing @AIWORLDSGAMES!. To celebrate our partnership we have opened up a Zealy! AI Worlds told me it would be great for my fans because 10K tokens and AIW community sale spots are up for grabs. Good luck to my beamers!.
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If #NFTs make a comeback this year, I’m bringing back my pixelated goblin collection. We were early. We were misunderstood. We were ugly on purpose! By design!!!
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Stablecoin. what about stable mood?. One’s pegged to the dollar. And the other is too!. Huh, what a coincidence.
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Everyone says DYOR but no one explains how. So here’s a quick start:. 1) Read. 2) Question everything. 3) Think against it. 4) Watch the coin go 10X without you. 5) Repeat.
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Woke up feeling bullish. Then checked the charts. When you think about it, I’m always bullish. On emotional resilience!
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So many memes show crypto traders in a room with a mattress, two monitors, and no furniture. Is this real? Blink twice if you’re okay.
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Bitcoin is 16 years old, which means:. 1) It is old enough to drive. 2) Still too volatile to trust with your keys. 3) Probably mining from your Wi-Fi
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Public companies have now bought more Bitcoin than ETFs for the 3rd quarter in a row. Turns out suits want to go direct, too. Slowly, the institutions are becoming. us.
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Serious question. Do you think ETH already peaked?. Or is this just its early-middle-midlife cycle confusion arc we are all experiencing right now?
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Did you really think Trump was going to be good for crypto?. Some of you genuinely refuse to learn. Man could announce a blockchain and rugpull it mid-speech.
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Trying to lose weight this summer, so I’m following the same diet as the altcoin market. Extreme shrinkage, no carbs, all despair. Feeling light-headed already.
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Everyone talks about shitcoins, but the most stable one of all is the dollar. Inflates forever, rugpulls slowly, and still nobody says no to it. We are all complicit.
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My 2025 crypto goal was to make $50,000. Only $75,000 more to go. Feeling incredibly on track.
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Copying a pro trader’s strategy is like trying to replicate a MotoGP turn on your little cousin’s tricycle. It looks cool on screen, ends with gravel in your teeth. Please. Don’t try this at home.
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There’s a new Layer 2 launching every 3 days. I can’t even keep up with my real life layers — anxiety, caffeine, and denial. But sure, let’s bridge to another chain and pretend this time it’s different.
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Crypto is a lot like watching a hamster in a wheel. Endless energy, zero direction, occasionally flings itself off the rails. And we still clap every time it moves!
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Someone said my crypto content is “too weird.”. So here you go: "CaN I gEt a GM?". Just chasing that sweet algorithmic approval like everyone else. You win. I’m blending in with the bots now.
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Kazakhstan is building a strategic Bitcoin reserve. Cool, cool. And I’m building a strategic pile of dust where my savings used to be. By 2027, entire nations will be holding BTC, and I’ll still be explaining to my bank that “I swear this MetaMask transaction is legit.”
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Welp, Spanish lessons are up. We have basically learned everything we needed to! It was a good run
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Me and McDonalds have a lot in common. We're bad for you, but so yummy
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RUN FASTER. EVEN FASTER. YOU'RE NOT RUNNING FAST ENOUGH, IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT.
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