I signed up for the 19th Annual Eastwood 5-Mile Run on Oct 19, 2025!

I signed up for the Strathmore Parks Run 2025 on Sep 21, 2025!

Youre obsessed with GTA 6 because you have zero cars, women, yachts, money or action in your real life.

Z̵A̸I̵L̸G̶O̵ ̵O̴B̷S̸E̸R̷V̸E̴S̴!̴!̸

I̸N̴C̵O̵M̵I̶N̵G̷ ̴T̴R̵A̸N̷S̷M̸I̵S̸S̵I̶O̵N̴:̵>̶>̵≯ There will be *ONE* more observation before E0 begins...if you have made mistakes; you have very little time left to make amends...

I signed up for the 2026 Upstate Orthopedics Mountain Goat Run (48th Annual)!

I signed up for the Inner Harbor 5K on Oct 5, 2025!

1/ An investigation into the alleged identity of the mysterious Hyperliquid whale tied to illicit activity that profited ~$20M via highly leveraged positions over the past couple weeks.

“Father, I’ll go 50x long today and then you post about the U.S. Crypto Reserve.”

🚨INSIDER TRADING ON TRUMP'S CRYPTO RESERVE ANNOUNCEMENT?! 🚨 Yesterday, a whale went 50x long on BTC and ETH, using just $4M to create a $200M position. He has now closed most of his trades, raking in over $6.8M in a day. His timing? Perfectly aligned with Trump’s Truth

wE wErEnT iNsIdErS, wE wErE jUsT gOoD aT tHiS sHiT “How are you not good at it now” LMAOOOO

This is a great time to unfollow or block any whiny bitches on your timeline. Crypto is not a free lunch this is where those that don’t deserve it exit and those that believe and hold buy the dip and prosper. So many whiny bitches right now. Easy block. Just do it. Your life

Kanye West sold his account to the BarkMeta Doginals crew for $17M—they’re gearing up to scam the entire space. Share for awareness and save Web3.

sure the hacker got away with $1.5 billion, but after taxes and all the gas fees for those swaps that’s not enough to retire if he’s in a high cost of living area

Wouldnt be a crypto bottom without one of our fuck up exchanges hurling billions of dollars of user funds into the void. 🫡

Some Jeep owners are being hit with pop-up ads inside their cars—and it’s all part of Stellantis’s, $STLA, plan to make an extra $20 billion a year, per FORTUNE.

@unusual_whales Being a millionaire in the U.S. used to mean you had“made it”. It was a sign of elite wealth, financial security, and a life of luxury. Now, with inflation and the ever-expanding money supply, having a million dollars feels more like a solid middle-class achievement than an

If you: Never rugged Never scammed Never drained wallets Never hacked accounts Never wash traded Never insider dumped Never farmed your own project Congrats, you're a good person! But also broke af💀 Crime season is real

@wizardofsoho bro he has to be so bored in his life to be riding the fine line of farud it just doesn't make sense or hes down realllllly bad.