Daron Schmit
@Schmidget23
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Dungeon Master, Podcaster, GFT, normal dude. Tweets are my own. Aspiring do-good coder.
Minneapolis, MN
Joined February 2010
Feast your pies on this—we're giving away 314 Raspberry Pis in celebration of Pi Day. Simply like and RT for your chance to win! Unlike pi, this giveaway ends on 3/14. Open to pi lovers in CAN/US (exclusions apply). Rules: https://t.co/yQKRZkMNid
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@DeAnna4Congress @realDonaldTrump We're doing just fine....thanks.
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The Intelligence people seem to be extremely passive and naive when it comes to the dangers of zombies. They are wrong! When I became President Narnia was making trouble all over the Middle Earth, and beyond. Since ending the terrible Narnia Nuclear Deal, they are MUCH different.
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For anyone who loves recycling or is a skeptic, definitely check out this episode of my new favorite podcast Recycling Update: How’s It Going? ' by Stuff You Should Know
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Aww man, now that I have contacts again, I have to start worrying about my unibrow showing
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It's funny because it's true. The pause between dead and true varies with each GM...
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When, for the longest time, you thought your last name was reasonably unique and you realize it's a homophone for "Smith" in German.
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Currently eating sushi at Kyoto Sushi in Minneapolis and out of the blue I hear @ChrissyCostanza belting out the @ATC_BAND cover of See You Again. Yaaaaasss
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Chaos Bolt - does it do damage to each creature it bounces to (on the double d8 clause)? Or just to the new target? Additionally, can this potentially bounce infinitely (though super unlikely)? @JeremyECrawford
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Fans, we appreciate your continued dedication to proposing trade after trade in our mentions...this may come as a surprise, but we’re just the Twitter account. We don't have control over these things.
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Whenever I receive an anonymous email or see a post wishing I was dead/saying I 'ruined' D&D somehow/am a gutless 'cuck', my overwhelming reaction is "I wish we could share a beer and talk. You'd be surprised how much we probably have in common, & you seem to need a friend."
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Hey, maybe we should set aside establishment politics and put electable candidates on the docket.
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Always remind yourself that, as bad as Trump is, enough people perceived Hillary as worse to the point where a man-child was elected president. Both sides need to take a good look at themselves and say "Hey, what can we do to better ourselves"
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Who the fuck thought this guy should be in charge?
North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un just stated that the “Nuclear Button is on his desk at all times.” Will someone from his depleted and food starved regime please inform him that I too have a Nuclear Button, but it is a much bigger & more powerful one than his, and my Button works!
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