Mark Schenkel
@SchenkelTown
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Writer/Producer. Dishwasher Safe
Brooklyn, NY
Joined March 2009
Theres gotta be some kind of correlation between my excitement for McDonald’s bringing back snap wraps and me being single.
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BREAKING: Max To Change Name To 'HBO Max, Previously Known As Max, Before Also Being Previously Known As HBO Max'.
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The next season of The White Lotus is probably about a bunch of people home on staycation because they lost all their money in the stock market. #TheWhiteLotus.
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It'll be a cold day in hell before anyone on earth can spell "Entrepreneur" in less than seven tries.
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The only thing better than Seal in a Super Bowl commercial is my video for “Kiss From A Rose”. #SuperBowlLIX
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I’ve be en contributing some stuff for this. Give it a like or a subscribe or whatever the kids say!.
New season of American Emperor coming soon? New Episodes of "Talking Trump: The American Emperor Aftershow" ALSO coming soon!
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While we’re talking about Bill Belichick, it’s important to remember that he was great as the old woman in The Goonies.
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It’s that fun time of the year when you’re not sure if guys in Brooklyn are dressed like Abraham Lincoln for Halloween or if it’s just their every day attire. #NYC.
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:In Seinfeld voice: “Why don’t they just make the whole coffee table out of coasters?!”.
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Since Warped Tour is trending, this seems like a good time to share a video from a while back of me interviewing some cool parents at Warped Tour in San Diego. 🤘.
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Filling out a dating profile. I clicked on picnicking as a hobby because I thought it said panicking.
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To be fair, how was Beyoncé supposed to follow that firebrand Leon Panetta? #DNCConvention2024.
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Sure the Republican convention was lunacy, but at least Hulk Hogan ripped his shirt off at a reasonable hour. #DNCConvention2024.
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Speaking of Vice Presidential candidates, when I was in fourth grade I ran for student council Vice President but lost to a kid who wore Umbro shorts every day of the year.
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How many Mission Impossible movies need to come out before we just admit all the missions have been possible?.
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If anyone out there is ordering Subway's footlong chocolate chip cookie, just know you are loved and things get better.
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"Chandelier" by Sia is definitely one of the top 50 songs about chandeliers.
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