Jordathan
@SaturnFudge
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At this rate, we're gonna find out that half of our politicians have big tattoos that say "I had sex with children on Epstein Island and all I got was this dumb tattoo" and then listen to everyone on both sides explain that they don't really mean what they literally say.
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It's actually Finkelstein's monster
My Jewish friend saw a Halloween decoration that said FRANKENSTEIN and panicked that it said FINKELSTEIN. The Jews are tiiiiiiired.
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An old man came up to me when I was waiting at the butcher today, squeezed my arm, and said, "You should be the bouncer here!" and let me tell you, it felt like a fucking Sailor Moon transformation - I'm gonna coast on that until New Year's at least
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The Matrix but the chosen one can scoll apps in their mind without a physical device
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This 250 year old country still serves (all the bad shit) the old-fashioned way!
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She has been appointed interim plenipotentiary for Gaza
Taylor Swift will make an announcement on GMA (Good Morning America) tomorrow, October 13th.
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I'm living the life of the girls you couldn't show (Click for exclusive in-tweet purchases, like the Carbon Bootprint edition vinyl)
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Wild that we aren't doing airstrikes on any of the Sacklers - people actuallly adjudicated to be massive drug traffickers, with known addresses - instead of random boats. These guys are anti-drug like they are anti-pedophile, and they're laughing at you.
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If the wrong freak on here insinuates the new TS album is anti-MAGA, there is an actual chance she ends up in Gitmo before long lol
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Jane Goodall fucked those Chimps I know it, you know it. Everybody knows it.
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I just flew back from Riyadh and boy are my arms chopped off
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Trump and Bill Clinton are, at a minimum, almost certainly eskimo brothers (they both likely had sex with Jeff Epstein). That's why he's been trying to get Hillary locked up for the last ten years - he's trying to do his boy a solid! Wives, amirite fellas?!
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Task is a nonstop cavalcade of pastiche. Watching it is a task masquerading as recreation.
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I'm still unclear on how it works - are the dead detainees going to Valhalla too, or what's the deal?
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What do you call butterfly kisses but where you press/rub your wide open, wet eyes together?
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