Satoricel ✝️
@Satoricel
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I'm a normal guy. I'm a swell guy. I'm a nice enough guy. I'm a cool kind of guy. I'm a pretty groovy guy. But then I get a little SUGAR in me...
Joined December 2023
Only follow this account if you want to. I'm an opinionated person with lots of chaotic and strong feelings, so it's easy to be annoyed by my constant indignance, iconoclasm, etc.
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The Department of Homeland Security has just issued the following urgent message to all national citizens: "Have sex incel"
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Downstream of GigaBasedDad... it's bleak man
NOW - Vance, speaking at the "March for Life" in Washington, D.C.: "You're never going to find great meaning in a cubicle or in front of a computer screen, but you will find great meaning, if you dedicate yourself to the creation and sustenance of human life."
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The vegan worship has got to stop. Vegans are not these admirable ascetics that have forgone sinful decadent foods like bac0n and hamburgers to live healthily. They are all chronically bloated and lethargic
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dad and his wife are eating quinoa, plant-based noodles, low-carb tortillas, etc to "be healthy"
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"Hold on - the woke are onto something here. But let's not stop with just flat chested women."
What is the solution to these people? Exterminating every woman with a flat chest and a smaller skeleton because being attracted to them is is apparently bad? Like legit what do they want?
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And don't post the dumpy Halo 4 Cortana. Go with the Halo 2 version - very charismatic, animeesque, sassy, not overdone.
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Misunderstood that Cortana was an analog of Greek mythology again award
Razer's CEO admitted that users could fall in love with its holographic AI assistant, Project Ava He also compared the project to Cortana from Halo
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just pronounced the latter part of Notre Dame as though it was a Japanese word
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Blue is useless because I don't find anyone attractive. Pink is useless because that doesn't change the nutritional value of water. Yellow purple black and grind money running a pizza business 24/7. Could also maybe become a veterinarian with brown.
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this would of course be the most optimal outcome if he decided to become a true hero
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...there. That's the best defense I could muster. I don't think portraying him as "owning the place" is very positive, because I still disdain all social activity like that. It's much more noble to be a misanthropic wizard
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