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Your Favourite Drug Dealer. I Do My Own Propaganda. Newcastle United 🖤

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@SatchmoAhmed
Ndabezitha®️
22 hours
I thought i had atleast another decade 😭🥹🤣
@gapehere
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That's the right age mos 👁️
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@bkciti
BK 
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😂😂😂😂😂
@SatchmoAhmed
Ndabezitha®️
3 days
My 42 yo cousin i grew up with and refer to as my sister has a 20 yo daughter. My niece. My niece now has a 2yo son ..and that nigga calls me "Khuluu" (grandpa) 😭🤧🤣
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@Butterphly_Aura
Miss Honey🍯
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@SatchmoAhmed
Ndabezitha®️
3 days
My 42 yo cousin i grew up with and refer to as my sister has a 20 yo daughter. My niece. My niece now has a 2yo son ..and that nigga calls me "Khuluu" (grandpa) 😭🤧🤣
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@SatchmoAhmed
Ndabezitha®️
2 days
Ae khonahale
@throwawaypt2
BornFrontoDieGrabba
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You gotta mute that girl that lovebombed you for 3 months sometimes
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@WawaAries10
👑Countess Of The 💎Okavango👑
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A very respectful lil nigga💯💯💯😅😅😅
@SatchmoAhmed
Ndabezitha®️
3 days
My 42 yo cousin i grew up with and refer to as my sister has a 20 yo daughter. My niece. My niece now has a 2yo son ..and that nigga calls me "Khuluu" (grandpa) 😭🤧🤣
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@SatchmoAhmed
Ndabezitha®️
2 days
Wena Beulah 🔥🔥🫡
@nmsblank
Surrep Titious
2 days
Ehe, go romantic kwa?😭
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@langch0ps
Lerang🌺
3 days
😭😭😭😭 khulu
@SatchmoAhmed
Ndabezitha®️
3 days
My 42 yo cousin i grew up with and refer to as my sister has a 20 yo daughter. My niece. My niece now has a 2yo son ..and that nigga calls me "Khuluu" (grandpa) 😭🤧🤣
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@SatchmoAhmed
Ndabezitha®️
3 days
2023 🤏🏾
@thasaintx
saint
4 days
ngl depression almost whacked me .. you mfs almost lost the realest nigga
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@SatchmoAhmed
Ndabezitha®️
3 days
Nna ke maChina😭😭 i need to know what other kungfu superpowers my guy is hiding cos ba kgaotse the story just before i found out 🤧🤧😂
@ThatoMonty
GHOST 👻👻🕵
3 days
E chaile nako ya go leba di short story tsa “he loved his wife, but the wife didn’t know he was the richest man on earth and treated him like trash.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣ha go nang monate teng tlaabo gotwe re download to watch full clip😭😭😭
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@SatchmoAhmed
Ndabezitha®️
3 days
My 42 yo cousin i grew up with and refer to as my sister has a 20 yo daughter. My niece. My niece now has a 2yo son ..and that nigga calls me "Khuluu" (grandpa) 😭🤧🤣
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@SatchmoAhmed
Ndabezitha®️
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Just discovered im now a grandfather at 34 🤧😭
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@SatchmoAhmed
Ndabezitha®️
3 days
real. Because tota, no
@gotlhe_
Oabile
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@callsoloud Are lese.
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@litteralyme0
autist
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@SatchmoAhmed
Ndabezitha®️
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Kago utwa 😔
@AgentWaxx
Minister of Enjoyment
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@skywardsurge
surgeeyo
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@politvidchannel Shit man he already won he don't gotta keep convincing us
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@NUFC
Newcastle United
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ANOTHER BIG WIN IN THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE! 👊
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@premierleague
Premier League
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Three #UCL wins in a row for @NUFC 👊⚫️⚪️ Dan Burn and Joelinton seal a 2-0 win over Athletic Club!
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@SatchmoAhmed
Ndabezitha®️
4 days
🔥🤣
@4seiwara
Ase-Iwara🕷️
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Genie : you have 3 wishes Me : I wish I was always right Genie : ok, you have 2 more wishes Me : no I have 3
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@SatchmoAhmed
Ndabezitha®️
4 days
Can we play CL every week? 🥹
@NUFC
Newcastle United
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Heading home from Harvey Barnes' cross to double our lead! 🙌🇧🇷
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@SatchmoAhmed
Ndabezitha®️
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Literally how we grew up 🥹🥹❤️
@Mappy6984
NRM84
5 days
I support content like this
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