Michael Sartain
@SartainPodcast
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🔥 4122+ Men’s social circle transformations 🚀 81+ million YouTube views 👇🏼 Free high status networking playbook (hit the link)
Las Vegas, NV
Joined August 2023
Accidentally used my girl’s body wash this morning and I’ve been dodging accountability ever since
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Watch me with another 70 girls while your favorite dating coach keeps telling you to “do more cold approach” and “just be yourself” 🤣🤣🤣 https://t.co/mLBTi5SCvH
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Some of us aren’t hot and white enough to believe in manifestation
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Long distance relationship relationships are the best. You just text “wish you were here” then go out and cheat in peace
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Every bathroom is gender neutral if you’re there to do coke
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Ladies, if you believe a woman’s intuition is superior to a man’s… then why did almost all of you date a narcissist? 🤷🏻♂️
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Note: do not put buttercream cake in the refrigerator before you try to smash it in someone face
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If you’re losing your mind over a girl…you aren’t busy enough
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If women are constantly asking you for money it’s because your arms aren’t big enough
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If you or someone you know was robbed by this sugar baby, you should probably watch this video 🤣🤣🤣 https://t.co/CFv5Pkf277
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Some of you worship at Church…most of you worship at the altar of worthless people and their worthless opinions
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When she posts her BF on “National Boyfriends Day“…but she was just at your house last night 😬
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There are only 3 genders: 1. High Status Men 🤴🏼 2. Low Status Men 🧟♂️ 3. Women 🙋🏼♀️
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Women tell you to just “be yourself” so they can tell who the losers are quicker
@SartainPodcast “Just be yourself” ——as she gets fucked by the most performative and shady dude in the city
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You either die a bottle girl or live long enough to see yourself become a real estate agent 🍾🏡
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