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Desi Aunty

@Sarajubwai94

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@Sarajubwai94
Desi Aunty
10 years
With Arabs no = no, yes = maybe, maybe = no, Inshallah = no, ask baba = no, we'll see = no, ask me later = means no & fk off
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@Sarajubwai94
Desi Aunty
9 years
Half of Ramadan is over in the blink of an eye Before you know it, you'll be saying that about your entire life.
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@Sarajubwai94
Desi Aunty
10 years
awkward moment when you're not sure whether to kiss someone's cheek just once, twice, or three times.
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@Sarajubwai94
Desi Aunty
10 years
Every Skype call with family overseas starts like this: ALOOO!? Can you hear me? ALOOO I see you!!! Can you see me? Alo? Call again habibi!
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@Sarajubwai94
Desi Aunty
10 years
With Arabs no is no, yes means maybe, maybe is no, inshallah is no, ask baba is no, we'll see means no, ask me later means no and go away
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@Sarajubwai94
Desi Aunty
10 years
A single stare from your baba can change all your plans within a second.
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@Sarajubwai94
Desi Aunty
10 years
Dad : That's not true.. Me : WALLA it is!!! Dad : Shou ya3neh Ana Kizzeb?
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@Sarajubwai94
Desi Aunty
9 years
If someone steals your 'Islamic tweet' and you get offended. Know that your intention was screwed and not feesabilillah when you tweeted it.
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@Sarajubwai94
Desi Aunty
10 years
Our people have the biggest suitcases at the airport.. #ArabProblems
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@Sarajubwai94
Desi Aunty
10 years
I have come to a conclusion that whether i sleep for 2 hours or 13 hours. I'll still be tired.
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@Sarajubwai94
Desi Aunty
9 years
@sumaiyyahhh shut up you ugly hoe
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@Sarajubwai94
Desi Aunty
9 years
This kid is here jumping on trampolines with broken legs & theres me who is too lazy to close my room light at night http://t.co/prhY9NeOS5
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