Sandra Bernhard
@SandraBernhard
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#Sandyland @RadioAndySiriusXM Thursdays 1PM EST Kids! Comedian, Actress, Author, Personality, Singer
Joined April 2009
My darling Lily honored on the Hollywood Walk Of Fame who is more deserving than this brilliant woman & her lifetime of incredible work @LilyTomlin
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i just donated to @JoeBiden on the heels of his big win in South Carolina we need a stead fast person with empathy experience and humanity to take back the helm of this democracy get on board!.
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loving @KamalaHarris as the billionaires try to take her down she stays the course isn't it way past time for a brilliant strong woman to take the helm of this country? i think so.
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I slipped on black ice on Monday & fractured my wrist & I don’t have the weight of the world on my shoulders get off Joe’s ass he’s pulling this hot mess of a country back up on its feet @potus love you baby!.
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a moment to say thank you to @HillaryClinton who paved the way & would have been a great president, we honor you tonight for your ongoing brilliance and support of our fragile democracy!.
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Next level brilliant ballsy human fearless!#MerylStreep lifetime achievement bravo! Encore! #GoldenGlobes thank you!
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they will be shunned in our city we will turn our backs on them like war criminals.
Jared and Ivanka are threatening to sue over this Lincoln Project billboard in Times Square, exposing their total indifference to the pandemic. They're not upset over 224,000 deaths, just bad publicity for their brands. Maybe Ivanka should stop grinning for the camera
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as i do everyday i'll be tuning in @NicolleDWallace on @DeadlineWH not only for her concise reporting but her ability to empathize @MSNBC is the stabilizing force in journalism in these dangerous times.
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Another reminder if you are Jewish & you support any @Republican then you are on the side of anti-semitism don’t fool yourself.
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This is an American hero full stop thank you @RepAdamSchiff for putting everything on the line to save our fragile democracy #SchiffShow
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way to go baby what a send off! @RandyRainbow bye bye #TrumpsLastDay.
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I am so proud of this beautiful person @MjRodriguez7 nominated for best actress @TelevisionAcad @PoseOnFX I saw it all happening kindness honesty talent has won out I love this woman she deserves the best!
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You have kept democracy glued together during these very challenging times @SpeakerPelosi thank you for standing strong Madam Speaker.
Please know that the prayers and warm wishes from so many are a comfort to our family and are helping Paul make progress with his recovery. We are grateful for the quick response of law enforcement and emergency services, and for the life-saving medical care he is receiving.
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thank you to @SpeakerPelosi for calling it like it is, lying horse shit, at this point what's left to say? we must forge ahead, stay focused & rally behind the candidate the people choose. #NancyPelosiROCKS.
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perhaps i just needed to cry anyway but the series finale & wonderful wrap up really hit me hard @SchittsCreek brought us together in a time when so much is uncertain thank you dearest @danjlevy you beautiful brilliant human being.
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Thank you @NicolleDWallace for a tremendous week of coverage of these extraordinary times, thoughtful interviews with our favorite reporters & friends, in this nerve fraying time we deserve the truth & you deliver it deftly @DeadlineWH.
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you are a hero in every sense of the word @RepRaskin.
America must reject the GOP’s dangerous nihilism about the impossibility of separating truth from lies, a derangement brought on by Donald Trump but now infecting their whole party. Our system of democratic governance rests on truth and facts—not lies and conspiracy theories.
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it's been a good day i am thankful for @NYGovCuomo @maddow @NicolleDWallace @K_JeanPierre @JoeBiden @KamalaHarris @ourladyj & all the incredible doctors, nurses, health care workers risking everything on the front lines all over the nation. it was a creative day kids stay safe.
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Wow @JoeBiden just blew me away from the hollowed ground of Gettysburg packed with so much humanity it was overwhelming on the backdrop of our selfish thoughtless person occupying our house this was a balm & an inspiration filled with love & strength so sorely missing
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Happy New Year kids may 2023 bring you health adventure beauty strength love abundance & clarity let’s keep rockin! Love you!
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When I was 9 years old I donated $5 to the JFK library I received this thank you letter from Jackie on our move from Flint to Arizona it disappeared until today when I opened a box sent from brother who kept it after my Mom passed away it means so much from this great First Lady
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Thank you Morgan for you kind response to my apology you have always been a groovy open talented person & you deserve all the celebration & love people shower you with you champion those who need it the most hats off lady we will break it all down over a cup of Joe asap! X.
Hi, Andy. Easier to reach me here at @morgfair. I’m very touched by @SandraBernhard’s words. Very nice of her. Yes, it was a difficult set for me, but that’s show biz. I already follow her on X, but she doesn’t follow me. She can DM me any time & I’d say “Let’s grab coffee”. Love.
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this segment was the wake up call everyone needs now more than ever @fred_guttenberg continues to put it all on the line to save our children. will Congress wake up? only time too much time will tell.
"We have a Senate that is failing. We have a Senate that refuses to protect the lives of those after they're born, and this is not rocket science. Passing background checks should not be controversial" - @fred_guttenberg w/ @NicolleDWallace
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we called 311 last night fireworks have been going on non stop in NYC endlessly and no one seems to do a damn thing about it who is doing this?.
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i voted for this lady and the show i've been a fan from day one @danjlevy i am so thrilled for the whole whacked out brilliant cast.
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my heart is broken @tinaturner was one of the most important influences in rock n roll & survival of any woman in the business i will love her forever
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Me @Madonna @JenniferGrey back in the day late night lulus! 1988 kids good times not sure who the mysterious gentleman was however
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Go @deesnider love you baby! Thank you @MollyJongFast.
ATTENTION QANON, MAGAT FASCISTS: Every time you sing "We're Not Gonna Take It" remember it was written by a cross-dressing, libtard, tree hugging half-Jew who HATES everything you stand for. It was you and people like you that inspired every angry word of that song! SO FUCK OFF!.
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lets tell it like it is #catherineohara is hands down the funniest person in the universe she should win every award available @SchittsCreek is the perfect showcase for her insane talent. ok that's it enjoy your day.
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riveted by .@MaryLTrump on @maddow. putting it all on the line without missing a beat #TrumpIsUnwell she tells it clearly in her book, we need her voice right now.
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I just donated to Kamala's presidential campaign. Join me today!
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No words will ever be sufficient to describe the love I have for this man @PaulEalyMooney he was there for me the first night I walked on stage in 1975 he said “Bernhard you’re a cigarette come to life” we were inseparable soul mates you are in my heart forever
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Happy birthday lady @NicolleDWallace how fun & perfect be presented with a slice of cake by the one & only @clairecmc @DeadlineWH where we all need a moment of levity
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BREAKING: The media is finally acknowledging they were wrong in calling for President Biden to drop out of the race. Jonathan Capehart explains why Democrats are walking lockstep now with President Biden. Retweet so all Americans see this vital clip.
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can we ban together all the smart articulate people & start a new alternative to @Facebook insuring fail safes against racist white supremacist messaging? @lizzwinstead @MollyJongFast @ProjectLincoln @K_JeanPierre @FrankFigliuzzi1 @harrylitman @taradublinrocks let's discuss.
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40 years ago the seminal film #TheKingOfComedy was released a game changer for my career & life forever grateful to #MartyScorsese for casting me #RobertDeNiro brilliant as Rupert Pupkin
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that's right Joe is taking it down to the studs i love this man he's throwing down the gauntlet on the anti tax & maskers as well he should we've had it! #GetVaccinated & no special treats for you either just do it! @POTUS.
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when will it be enough for this country to say you must leave & let us rebuild #ResignNowTrump today tipped us all over the edge thank you #MariaYovonavitch for your bravery & service you are magnificent.
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Cinco De Mayo 1974 I moved to LA my dad drove me over from Scottsdale in my Ford Maverick with a Landau roof studied manicuring at the Charles Ross School of Beauty I was 18 started performing a year later @PaulEalyMooney discovered me at the Ye Little Club the rest is history
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tearfully preparing for next weeks series finale @SchittsCreek heartbroken & exhilarated all at once! going to miss this show so much especially now @danjlevy you created a comedy classic.
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she is a tremendous warrior for righteousness and we stand by her 1000%
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Always and forever!.
By the power vested in me by twitter dot com, I proclaim this Wednesday, March 4th, 2020, to be #CatherineOHaraDay!
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By the way chic hip lesbians are not watching the Smallmark channel I assure you of that.
The Hallmark Channel pulled 4 TV ads featuring a lesbian couple kissing after a petition by the conservative group One Million Moms
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There has never been enough appreciation for this great man #JimmyCarter he & Rosalynn sacrificed everything for this country we honor him in these coming days.
I saw both of my grandparents yesterday. They are at peace and—as always—their home is full of love. Thank you all for your kind words.
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i woke up this morning with tears of joy! the first Monday is four years that i felt a sense of calm & peace of mind. there are so many people to thank for this. maybe we can start with @staceyabrams & @MsLaToshaBrown who gathered @BlackVotersMtr we are deeply indebted to them.
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watched #FramingBritneySpears last night. you really forget the level of misogyny our culture was steeped in even just 10 years ago. it's a deep look into it all @starksamantha did an excellent job of directing all i can say is #FreeBritney.
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@amyklobuchar takes it down to the studs reading the preposterous @tedcruz to filth! we will battle against this craven act and reveal the rot underneath #NoSCOTUSforAmy.
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via @NYTimes she put it all on the line & she was correct about it all a true artist & activist terribly sad @SineadOConnor
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he makes it funny even when it isn't @StephenAtHome and we love him for it.
"Just like the Democrats, the GOP has given each night of the convention a different theme. I believe the four nights are Famine, Pestilence, War, and Death."
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if you voted for trump tell me because we're done. i cannot be your friend anymore, have the balls to be honest please.
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Happy Birthday @LilyTomlin my brilliant star shine friend you’ve raised u s to become better versions of ourselves or at least try! I love you Lil
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The eagle has landed #doseone #PfizerVaccine @Walgreens everyone incredibly kind & I am so thankful get it done #WearAMask too
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Thank you Joe for bringing manufacturing back home walking the walk @potus.
Because of my economic plan, Micron is investing $100 billion over the next 20 years to build American semiconductor factories. It’s the largest investment of its kind. Ever.
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i don't know how you do it @NicolleDWallace with such tenderness after covering two hours of what the horrible man in the White House has done to this country you close the show with the human touch and we thank you for this.
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honey this is beyond chic that's how you walk down some stairs by the way @KamalaHarris.
The Timbs.
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Kid we did ok tonight I want to thank you for your brilliance bravery & passion I think it’s time for you to consider running for office @caslernoel good night doll.
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let's make tonight the last night we mention @TulsiGabbard name again she is persona non grata and she needs to go.
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Happy Birthday to hands down the funniest woman on the planet #CatherineOHaraDay i adore you no one makes me laugh like you @SchittsCreek has been a slice of heaven.
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go get it Charmaine!.
Charmaine McGuffey is the new sheriff of Hamilton County, Ohio. She beat the man who fired her for being an out lesbian. Sometimes there's justice
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Happy mother’s to all the great moms who instill goodness in their kids Jeanette was an abstract artist a tremendous cook & found her stride I miss her but I see much of her in my own daughter a real original have a beautiful day
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I am so sad just lost my incredible original inspiration #carolchanning I saw her in Hello Dolly when I was 8 and she changed my DNA love you lady forever one of the greatest entertainers of all times.
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that's right #MomsAgainstFascism.
It’s going to be Moms who help the country regain its sanity & decency.
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where would be without Madam Speaker you are our northern star thank you everyday.
To our health care providers, first responders, non-profits and all: we salute you. We will get through this. #Coronavirus
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happy birthday to the fiercest woman in the House! @TeamPelosi thank you Madam Speaker for your wise guidance beauty and humor it is deeply appreciated by us now more than ever.
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after all they've done and said about everybody what a laugh @CaslerNoel it's stomach turning #republicanjokes.
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This is my Bat Mitzvah announcement in the #PhoenixJewishNews today we are celebrating #BatMitzvah100 #judithkaplan1922 my speech was about feminism & my Haftorah was perfection this is a rite of passage that now every young person can partake Mazel Tov
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beat it #Bernie we do not want you.
Did you know then that Russia was leaking emails to further divide Dems?. Sanders: Of course we knew. But Bernie never said that. Bernie watched his most visible surrogates go over to Stein & he stood silent. It suppressed the vote. #NeverBernie.
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every time i read or watch anything with @fred_guttenberg i must steel myself against the torrents of grief i feel for him & his family. we must honor the memory of his beloved daughter by affecting lasting #guncontrol you were incredible with him as always @NicolleDWallace.
Thank you @fred_guttenberg - you are beloved and it was a privilege to speak with you today.
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