It's official bois! Best Samus in MD/VA!!! ⚡⚡⚡😈😈 Excited for what's ahead. Shout outs to
@SeagullSSB
for taking the time to do the research for this list.
Hear me out: Reverse. Bracket. You win, you're out.
1) More players can get friendlies sooner. But more importantly,
2) Someone will end up with the title of worst player in the venue
Take a moment to imagine how hype grands would be... 😌💭
@UghhToozy
@upblissed
I stop soon after and kiss her so she can taste what she put me thru. Especially when they know I'm coming over, that's disrespect
Fuck it! I like what I've seen so far and think a casual player would too. I'll be giving away 2 copies to celebrate the return of Samus! 😭 🎉🎉🎉 Just RT to enter and I'll announce the winners on Tuesday (10/12)
I'M SET. I'm taking four days of vacation to enjoy Metroid uninterrupted. Turning off my phone. Everything! If the game's as good as I hope it is, I'll do a couple of giveaways too 😌🎉
@JayFingers
@shelbyymayz
Why the fuck should leaving your car with your friend be risky? If it's risky, they're not your friend simple as that. Did people forget they're also running your oil, tires, and miles too?? That shit ain't cheap.
@BriarLaz
@IntroSpecktive
You're telling me you see polygon's article and DON'T want to make fun of it?
Also, because Samus is an answer to nearly every one of these click-bait articles. It's almost a meme at this point. Everyone knows she's a woman. What if she's in her suit/ What's your point?
@Emari3729
@TwiddlePee
@Ottehhhh
@Corona17_95
He's a virtue-signaling hypocrite. So self-righteous even though he's been exposed many times to the point where it's insufferable. If white/male guilt was a person, it'd be Esam but just add the fact that he's annoying af and half of his virtue-signaling points make no sense.
Dude, I've never seen a more close knit community that the damn Yoshi players. Those bonds transcend smash regions. Your own boys will start cheering against you lol.
College girls have smacked me back to my senses. Never been this out of shape in my life cause I'm out here trying to get PR'd in smash. Y'all about to catch me getting PR'd at the local Golds gym
@UltimateSonix
@NyceMikey
1) Terry doesn't have 3 different spin dashes
2) The Yoshi is literally the one running away and spamming egg even when he's losing tf??
3) Most important, Terry mains aren't known for timing people out...
I can't believe this needs to be spelled out.
*Spiffy plugs into my setup for friendlies as I'm about to save the replay from my last opponent*
Me: Save that, SAVE THAT!
Spiffy: *mashes A and exits the victory screen*
Me: DUDE WHAT THE FUCK!
Spiffy: Ohhh, my bad dude. I thought you were saying "Samus! Samus!"
🤨🤨🤨
@DespaPT
@AndroosYuzu
There's no money involved. You want to win to get out of bracket. If you lose, you stay! The longer you stay, the closer you get to that title of worst player
I'M SET. I'm taking four days of vacation to enjoy Metroid uninterrupted. Turning off my phone. Everything! If the game's as good as I hope it is, I'll do a couple of giveaways too 😌🎉
@RolaReza
@ReeveIsMe
People are doing their own thing with a 20 yo game. Nintendo's the one stepping in and preventing people from having tournaments with said 20 yo game. There's too many reasons to list why this is fucked up but it's obvious that such a large community isn't going to just take that
Name a top level smash player over the age of 21 who isn't losing their hair or has a receding hairline. I'm convinced top level smash makes you lose your hair and I hope I'm just crazy.
(Black people don't count because they look eternally youthful.)
ABSOLUTELY LOVE my new banner by
@KendrylGFX
holy shit 🤩😍😍. It was such a pleasure working with him. Easily one of the best graphic design artists I've ever worked with.
@RolaReza
@ReeveIsMe
🤦♂️ Let me at least let me leave you with some perspective. There is so much invested in the community, people who've made livings, people brought together, serious time dedicated to refining skill, and much more. That's not something you just move on from if you can help it.
Last night was crazy. After making his FOURTH custom costume mii, all with unique moves, my R1 opponent goes: "I'm almost done. Not trying to waste your time." 😭😭😭
His char creation took longer than our 2 games 🤦
@VillainAcademia
@JUlCEMANJAl
Bro you are so oblivious lmao. Both reactions you gave are from sensitive people! If you weren't sensitive, you'd move on and not let it affect you. The stuff I've seen on this site is ridiculous.
7th/121 @ The Grind
1st/14 @ Harvest
Happy with how I'm placing but more than my fundamentals, I'm getting kicked in the ass by how late bracket runs. Gonna be labbing naps before bracket next week 🙏
@JayFingers
@shelbyymayz
That's great they covered it, but that's mending the situation. It's not the principle. Imo when you think risk of leaving your car at a friend's house, you think freak accident. Maybe a hit and run. Not my friend is going to drive it 600 miles while I'm gone risk.
@VillainAcademia
This is a perfect case-in-point. I dont let you saying I sound stupid bother me, and am able to continue having this discussion normally. Typically I wouldnt even address it. Of course feeling emotion is part of the human experience! But so is emotional maturity/mental resilience
Xanadu brackets out here having me playing around midnight like they're trying to time me out irl. I'm an old man that needs sleep! This aint teams - I cant be out here fighting PRs and sleep AT THE SAME TIME
@VillainAcademia
... No, I'm not talking about being passive. It's clear you don't know how to pick your battles. If others words have power over you, you're sensitive, plain & simple. Recognize that you don't have to get fired up about everything since words from strangers don't really matter.
@BalkanSexGod
@Mkleosb
I was giving them the benefit of the doubt assuming this wasn't their reasoning. Maybe it was something else I missed. As far as I'm concerned, these people can go fuck themselves. I'm sure it wouldn't be hard for them to think of why either.
Funny story Im omw to the Cave monthly to get some friendlies in and I show up to find out Ive been double dq'd from bracket I FUCKING FORGOT I SIGNED UP WEEKS AGO 🤦♂️ So I sign up for redemption bracket and win a free month of venue fees lmao...this may be the long term move boys
@CatalystNB
Just because he's recognizable, doesn't mean he fits in smash...You don't just earn a spot for being recognizable?? Also, imagine wanting to play minecraft while playing smash, or Steve being the hill you want to die on. That's cringey too.
@Mkleosb
Who would actually get offended by this tweet??? About to go through the replies just to flame whoever it was. Leo, you don't have to apologize for anything.
5th at Takeover. Really proud of my performance, especially with my win over Dexter - shout outs to him for the great sportsmanship he showed. Want to shout out
@ShamooAran
too for his performance and for pulling out the Samus in bracket 💕
@WSMCC4
@UghhToozy
@upblissed
Imagine getting your dates paid for, having the guy carry the conversation, and in this case he's the one driving out to you. Women literally have one job during dating and some slack on that. Like what are they even doing at that point? I drop them so fast
Dude, worst feeling waking up to find out Daft Punk is breaking up. Credit to them for introducing me to Electronic music as a whole and for my love of EDM. Easily my all-time favorite group. Thanks to the GOATs and everything they've done 🤖🤖
2nd/26. I swear if I place 2nd or 9th one more time I'm GONNA BREAK SOMETHING!!! 👿👿😂 Huge shout outs to
@tacosallday91
for his monthly's grand opening! MD/VA has needed more tournaments on Saturdays and Ultimate @ the Basement is just what the doctor ordered 👨⚕️🎮
LETS GIVE IT UP TO THE TOP 4 in my first ever tournament!!!! With 1st, Mj, 2nd: Prime | SA-X, 3rd: AEC | Consort, and 4th: DCe | SuqAta!!!!!! Check out the full stream when its live for replay here:...
@bonkleton
@MetroidMemes
It's an interesting idea, but I don't think it would work tbh. First off, being in Zero suit is a weakness. Second the pistol is a Federation emergency side arm iirc, which isn't compatable with Chozo stuff.
Had to do it. Had to mute the words Metroid and Samus. It's getting harder and harder to go into Dread blind with all the Metroid fans going rabid on the tl lol. Homies, I'll see you on the other side 😌😤✊
SA-X: 10/10. Badass name. 11/10 when I know the other person understands the reference.
"sax": 3/10. 3 points because it's funny.
Will: 9/10. English translation of my name.
Guillermo: 10/10 typically used by people close to me.
@JackDeLarrinaga
@aids01100409
@downbadpatrol
You're telling me you don't cringe when you see that? What weirdo goes around saying they have a pussy/dick appointment?? People who were home schooled, that's who.
@IGmr_roombastic
@KnicklichtKun
@cFive_BSD
Really simple solution is to ignore people who generalize like that. They're usually looking for a reaction and you're just giving it to them. Everyone, including Knick, knows the problem of generalizing. You don't have it explain it to them.
If this election exposed anything, it's that a lot of people are stuck in echo chambers. Too many people on both sides shocked at how close the election is.
@venissa_alva
@shonenclout
I was a most able to make it through the whole comment section without commenting on any of the amazingly stupid comments. So close... Based off the reincarnation cycle everyone knew the next avatar was going to be a woman you ding dong! It was the writing and delivery 🤦♂️
@misouubi
@shonenclout
There's a saying that goes: just because others have it worse, doesn't mean that your situation isn't still shit. Saying that Naruto fans have it worse doesn't change the fact that LOK was still a disappoiting sequel.
It sucks because in the eyes of history, this will be just another way Nintendo tried to shut down competitive smash... In 2020 no less. But I'm confident we will over come this too. I owe a lot to Melee and it will always have my support.
#FreeMelee
Log 57: It's day 379 of the semester and since I've last played smash... Withdraw symptoms are getting worse. I'm starting to forget how to charge charge shot.
@theblinding0ne
@ItzMeMighty
This reads as sarcasm every way you look at it, but no matter how many times I read it I know he's being serious. It's actually really sad.
@allotheabove123
@KiichiKhun
Thank you! Everyone knows they're not talking about FMA, Dragonball, and Cowboy Bebop when talking about Dubs. The poster is annoying
I didn't follow the
#Rittenhouse
case until recently. But with everything I now know, I would've been surprised if he was found guilty. Like, if anyone should've be put in jail, it would've been that prosecutor for being the worst lawyer I've ever seen.
For those who watch the
#Castlevania
series:
WHO THE FUCK allowed a D-list porn director to write episode 9 and base it off a 14 y.o's Tumblr fan fiction?? How did we even get here...?
MDVA (and anyone else, really)-
I've created a fantasy draft for the Arcadian this weekend.
Follow this link for the player list and costs:
Follow this link to submit your team:
You have a budget of 1500. Go!
3 facts just for fun:
1. My 2nd tournament ever was the 1st Revival of Melee. My Samus got bodied by M2K.
2. 1st tournament ever was a 5-man in Chillin's house because he needed weed money lol.
3. Only went to 3 other tournaments for the next 10 yrs. until I picked up Ultimate
You know it's fall when you leave Starbucks and find out they gave you pumpkin spice instead of what you actually ordered 😠 Like, did I ever even have a choice? Is this how we're advertising now??
We got so many hype options for the new DCL like characters from Guilty Gear, 2B, Dante, Crash, even Sephiroth and Spiro, but people out here really want a block in smash. That's crazy.