Hockey team yes @BuffaloSabres learned from my dad 💙💛 Football @Browns nope made that dumbass choice myself 🤦🏼‍♀️

Also #Similac is pissing me off. “Scan QR code for your rewards” Goes to website. Logs in. Scans. “Hang tight while we look for this code” and it NEVER SCANS. Give me my damn rewards so I can get coupons for this fucking ridiculously expensive ass formula 🤬🤬

Hey @X my friend @RealLittleDanny was hacked & is locked out. He’s trying to get in contact with support and is getting no answers. Fix his damn account

Perk to no longer being pregnant .. Today’s “meals” consisted of a bagel w/ cream cheese. Cheese & crackers. Brewed coffee at home. 4 shot Americano from Starbs & 1 bottle of water.

I asked for books instead of cards at my baby shower. My showers didn’t happen bc I was in the hospital. So gifts have been getting dropped off Anyways. This is the book I got today 😂

I just love when a whole pitcher of formula decides to not mix right & become a chunky undrinkable mess 🤦🏼‍♀️ Really enjoy throwing money down the drain 😭😭😭

To be fair I often cry when I’m waking up.

Nope. Let people enjoy what they want. It’s not hurting anyone. Heal that inner child 🫶🏻

. @iammorganmalone was in the neighborhood doing Amazon deliveries. Guess who left with a hot cup of coffee & a to go container of Mexican rice 😂😂

Tonight I made Mexican style rice to go with our tacos for dinner.. except I made enough for the whole neighborhood. So we’ll be eating Mexican rice with every meal for a week 😂😂😂

Someone tell me how we feel about the head coach decision? I don’t know anything about the man #DawgPound

Please tell me other people have ridiculously long #TimeHop streaks 😅

Lolly’s storyline breaks me every time 💔 #OITNB

I love when my child refuses the bottle she just ordered. Like ma’am, I wrote it down. I know this is what you ordered. 3oz, room temp, prime grade Similac. You can’t just refuse it now that it’s arrived ?!

Don’t mind the rice boil over mark on the stove under the glass dish 😂 But anyways. Here’s my stuffed peppers 🫑

Cooking dinner in between the baby crying should be an Olympic sport

When your friend hits a nice sports bet win and sends you 288 newborn diapers, you also win 🥰 @iammorganmalone you’re the real MVP 🖤💪🏼

So sometimes the baby goes every 3 hours. Some days it’s 2 hours. Some feeds are 2.5-3oz. Others are barely 2oz wtf. Am I doing this wrong ?! 😂

If you haven’t watched Landman yet, do it. Do it now.

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