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part time dj full time baller

Joined August 2017
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@Samk099
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when you’re out in the rain, morality is what prevents you from urinating on yourself since you’re already wet.
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Norgaard btw phew idk why you guys lie about him.
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ibr nelli needs to step up.
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bet his dad is lightning.
@FelixJohnston_
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Ryan Kavuma-McQueen has 3 goals for the U21s in their opening 3 pre-season games, including a brace today vs Preston’s 1st team. Only just signed his scholarship and already running rampant for the U21s. 💫
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RT @tomvinall00: Woman just said to her kids “let the man go through first”
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RT @Fayokunmii: If you don’t let little things excite you, you might never be happy.
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need to know who started the india v nigeria football lamba 🤣😭.
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just stick to hooping
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Me worried about the guys tryna holla ….Mean while the girl cat calling . 😂🤭
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RT @DaxUtd: how that 30% off premium offer's moving
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RT @HawkesAFC: chido obi ran away from the grind when Eddie Nketiah was Arsenal’s starting striker
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RCD 😭😭.
@fulhamfan70
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Bring back calling having an erection “charging” ❤️❤️❤️.
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@AFCGrey_
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Arteta is recreating Pep’s Barca. Valdés - Raya.Alves - Timber.Piqué - Gabriel.Puyol - Saliba.Abidal - Lewis-Skelly.Busquets - Zubimendi.Xavi - Rice.Iniesta - Odegaard.Messi - Saka.Eto’o - Gyökeres.Henry - Martinelli. Mirroring the side that won six trophies in a year. Genius.
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RT @CFCDray: kids have no clue about 2014/15 Charlie Austin. Unreal gunman.
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who tagged me ffs.
@mrsassain
Miss A ♡ 🇯🇲
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Do male virgins even exist….
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RT @premierleague: "Victory through harmony isn't just a motto, it's a way of life" 👊. Introducing your guide to @Arsenal ⤵️ .
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RT @xxfw1da: signed 49 players in the span of 4 years without challenging for the EPL title or winning the UCL and still no World class pla….
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RT @arsenalbabe_: May it never happen. Go and manage Barcelona, you traitor!.
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paying soo much for potential.
@David_Ornstein
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🚨 RB Leipzig view Newcastle offer for Benjamin Sesko as insufficient. #NUFC proposal €75m + €5m after #RBLeipzig asked interested clubs for ~€75m + add-ons + sell-on. #MUFC pursuit also continues but no bid yet. 22yo undecided. W/ @SebSB @TheAthleticFC
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baggy JINs and timbs everywhere i look.
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RT @abz7i: fernandinho was a unicorn profile man. he’s left a generation of fans thinking you can play 2 10’s ahead of the 6.
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