#1 samir
@samir
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I'm an account on the internet. also @zillowgonewild and @kalesalad and celebrity home shopping
New York City
Joined February 2010
hey I released a blank song that will play 1st so that *one* song won’t play every time u plug ur phone into ur car .
kale-salad.lnk.to
Preview, download or stream A a a a a Very Good Song (Silent Track) - Single by Samir Mezrahi
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I’m only 12 subs away from 12,000 please subscribe!!!.
I toured it!!
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The most fun image & video creation tool in the world is here. Try it for free in the Grok App.
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100% a Nikita move to make it show instead of the “follow” button when you screenshot a tweet.
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I’m at court and just overheard one of the police officers here say he just got into sopranos and “just heard about it”.
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one of my first orders of business as president of the united states is to hold an olympics between cities with the same name, there is no reason for duplicates. winner gets the city name, loser has to find something new and unique.
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digital signatures have taken away the art of a beautiful signature and replaced it with a squiggle.
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im at a large car dealership getting an oil change and i love the world within a car dealership, i could hang out here all day.
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Why does the pipe need to be clear. He liked to watch?.
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Didn’t have Despicable Me: The Rise of Syd Sweeney on my 2025 bingo card
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download ur file without scanning it for viruses as a sign of trust in you and us.
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It’s funny that most spam calls come 9-5. For that I appreciate you spammers.
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Real fucked up that this library is capitalizing off the Hulk’s death by trying to get people to read his autobiography
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Does anyone have connections for oasis tickets at MetLife stadium on Sept 1? I’ll do anything.
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Grok can you kill me in a titanic submersible style explosion, then gather all my molecules and invite my haters over for strawberry banana smoothies that contain my molecules.
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{on wheel of fortune}. me: can i buy an A?. ryan seacrest: yes there are 4 A-. me: ana de arnas. ryan: yes wtf.
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are you too good for your group chat? do they not appreciate your jokes or links or sense of humor? enter my new ai startup, ChatDraft. Enter the Draft and be appreciated the way you were meant to be. (no green bubbles).
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