Sam Smith
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Comedian/Writer #TheTraitorsNZ #7DaysNZ #TaskmasterNZ Children's Author: #MilesAndJones - PREORDER NOW! All views are that of my employers.
Auckland, New Zealand
Joined March 2009
The Miles and Jones graphic novel series is coming to the UK 🇬🇧.Preorder now and get 25% OFF with code SUMMER25 — only until July 31st!.✍️ @SamSmithComedy.🎨 @cesarlador_illustration.🛒 .#MilesAndJones #WPreorder #GraphicNovel #UKBooks #Waterstones
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Help a brother out! I'm trying to get my books on the Whitcoulls Top 50 Kids list.To vote, visit: Enter YOUR picks (Anaconda Attack and Blizzard of Blobs and Don't Scare the Dentist or Snake Brought Cake).Submit your details. Get these books on the list!
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Shark Tank but they pitch their business ideas to actual sharks.
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I love the day after radio awards day, where every station in the country claims to be the radio station of the year.
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So incredible to be part of this cast of legends!.
Y’all get to see it first!!!. Trading the Castle for the Computer screen are our 24 contestants for EQ29! . Will they be Faithful or a Traitor in this new game?. Who will drink from the poison chalice? . Who will join the Winners Circle?. June 7th! . #EQOnline
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Mama. if you go through a black hole. can you still text on a phone?.
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WARM UP GUY FOR A CHAMBER ORCHESTRA: .Are you ready to baroque?!.
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We now, for the first time ever, have a Pope who is younger than Disneyland.
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Happy birthday to my Dad, who would have been 65 today if his birthday were today and not in September like it is.
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Simple Somalian sommeliers sound so similar, so some simple Somalian sommeliers simply swap sounds with some slightly simpler Somalian sommeliers.
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Guys guys guys.Pope Francis died at 88 - the same number the Delorean had to get up to to send Marty back in time in Back to the Future. What if the Pope didn't die but instead has been sent back thirty years to make sure his parents fall in love back in 1995?.
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White smoke billowing out of the Sistine Chapel means either .(1) new Pope or .(2) Vatican intern at vaping up a storm.
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Comedy Fest is coming up, and I'm in The Dice Show on Sat May 3rd! It's stand-up comedy on topics of YOUR choosing. What fun! Grab a ticket early - this will sell out.
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