Sam Shaver
@SamHamWam
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don’t come here if you can’t take a joke | WLU |
Ottawa, Ontario
Joined August 2011
A least on the Bachelor you know he is seeing other girls...I feel like I have been on the bachelor my whole life without knowing there were other contestants
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What did people eat as a snack before 1962..aka goldfishes were invented in 1962.
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What do the Kentucky derby and sex have in common? All this hype and lasts 2 minutes
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Today Rogers was less reliable than men I date which is saying a lot
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Nobody fakes happiness more than a student trying to get 100% on their discussion posts
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Stay away from people who think you are trying to argue everytime you’re just trying to explain how you’re feeling.
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I started getting creepy messages on LinkedIn from old man instead of Instagram..I guess this is adulthood
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You know what’s worst then getting ghosted by a boy..is getting ghosted by your prof..like god I give you my blood, sweat and tears and you take 5 business days to respond to my email knowing god damn well everything is online and they are on their computers 24/7
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Why are men’s razors sustainably better quality and have more commercials than women razors? like we shave our WHOLE bodies..you shave your measly 4 haired thing you call a beard?!??!
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Taking off your face mask to hear someone better is the new turning down the music to park the car so you can see better.
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Okay but what asshole decided to name an illness about having troubles with spelling and reading, "dyslexia"? Like that word is so hard to spell.
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They have to stop making shows where hot men who are 27 years old play characters who are 16 years old..like I thought I needed to check myself into therapy after this one
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LOL break ups suck but have you ever been broken up with during quarantine... ya 4000000+ hours to overthink and drink is not a good combo..cheers to 2020!
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Day 18 of quarantine: Haven’t had any toxic male energy in my life in a while so yes I did just yell at my male dog about him sleeping outside when I wanted him under my feet.
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A least now when I graduate nobody is going to ask me what I am going to do next with my life.. "No Karen I haven't found a job yet, just trying to get some toilet paper and ravioli."
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I use to go through and put all my tip out money from the restaurant into a dark wine bottle then at the end of the month smash it and go out drinking.. I just realized this is an adult version of a piggy bank.. why am I a child?
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I am kind of surprised I still have a 4.8 rating on Uber...Do the uber drivers actually like my personal life stories, old 2000s music and me crying about men that wont even look at me?
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Honestly my real problem is I have to stop thinking iced coffees can substitute for water
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