Sam Mitchell
@SamGMitchell
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Lovely lad. Stand up comedian and writer. Creative director of this Twitter account.
London
Joined February 2009
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The Met Office warns the UK will be double-fisted by deadly snow and ice https://t.co/H6HvGvwFYM
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Friendship in your 30s is just texting 'drink soon?' back and forth until one of you dies
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God. Really shocked and saddened to hear the news about Maddy. A wonderful presence on the scene. Please keep her close ones in your thoughts and donate to the fund to support her family if you can https://t.co/EtWeDZ6yed
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Creed III is a film about how men will literally challenge each other to become the undisputed heavyweight boxing champion of the world rather than go to therapy.
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C/W: Sexual harassment; misogyny Last night I intervened on public transport when I saw a man touching himself whilst sat next to a younger woman - a 🧵
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City addresses are like - 10 Elm Street Country adresses are like - Withering Cottage, Lower Hambles Lane, Upper Hambleton, Druckbridge, Larger Hamilton, Beastly Affertick, Intercostal County UK
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The best part about the last 10 days has been watching people who own multiple 'Keep Calm And Carry On' mugs fail to do either.
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At least he didn't do Another One Bites The Dust
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Canada's prime minister was filmed singing in a London hotel two days before the funeral.
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Calling it now, this year's Turner Prize winner will be The Queue.
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Fully expecting a text from my dad later today simply saying 'Queen dead'
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*Looks at one jacket online* Instagram: Hey, we see you like jackets! Me: Well, no, I was just look- Instagram: Check out all these other jackets 😊 Me: I don't- INSTAGRAM: JACKETS
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Business is booming for stock photo models who specialise in 'looking worriedly at pieces of paper while holding cups of tea'
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We could all help the country avoid a drought by getting together for a big cry :)
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Penny Mordaunt looks like someone who would play the PM in a sci-fi dystopia set in the year 2046 in which Britain is ruled by 'The Party' and sunlight has been privatised.
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