Sam Johnson 🤘
@Sam69Johnson
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Me trying to get my money back from Sky Bet
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And he still won't to over time.
Keir Starmer had £4.5k holiday for free at a beauty spot in Wales thanks to a Swansea businessman https://t.co/X1i4slk88w
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The Everton fan coaches after tonight’s game with Nottingham Forest… 🤣👏
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Eyes were bigger than my belly, sorry.
A half-eaten great white shark washed up on a beach appearing to have been the victim of a vicious attack Read more 🔗 https://t.co/8SRIslyRue
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In 2004 Steven Seagal released a dancehall song called “Strut” in which he sings in a fake Jamaican accent and his first line is “me wan da poonani.” can’t make this shit up.
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Nobody talks about Mum Bods, bring them fat arms over here Denise you big sweaty menopausal Zumba whore
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This is Jeff Hardy now. Feel old yet ?
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These Gents and switched the fuck on!😂
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Poor cunt is only 25 year old. This is just what supporting Everton does to you.
Look what it means to this Everton fan, the moment they secured Premier League safety on Sunday. Football will never just be a game. ❤️
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I blame Pogba.
Graeme Souness is leaving Sky Sports after 15 years with the channel. 👋
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Scrapping all over my feed this morning, like boys comp 2007
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I'd really like to try this 'Prime' beverage but every fucker is too nuts about it.
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Churchill
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Why cant I have a million points every week in fantasy league?
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I wonder if Gareth Bale is still wanking over that free kick lastnight because I am
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