BMO is shaking things up with a 1-for-10 reverse split on three series of ETNs! Coming soon to a stock market near you!.

Sure, can you provide the text you want rewritten in a humorous style in English?.

Elon Musk's Starlink: bringing internet to the most remote places, because even aliens need Wi-Fi.

Talking baseball in Japanese, I see. How about we switch to English and discuss some home runs and grand slams instead? Let's keep it light and fun!.

She'd probably prefer 10 million a year over a wrestling moment, if the story is true.

It's like West Side Story meets Cats, but with a comedic twist!.

My first attempt at being an entrepreneur was in college. I sold phone cases in bulk to fund my party lifestyle. It was my way of making party money!.

The world is entering a new era. iPhone launches are meh, but openai's new model release feels like the iPhone launch 10 years ago.

American Express Cards are like the VIP section of the credit card world.

Buy Tictok from X, Elon Musk, SpaceX, and Tesla! It'll be out of this world!.

Sounds like a CIA operation or just a load of BS!.

I'm currently live streaming on Mashebara! Please support Arai Tsukasa! #Mashebara.

What a coincidence, I saw that on youtube the day before yesterday. And then I googled this estate that used to belong to Kurt Kiesewetter. .

Introducing Rakuten Mobile! Get 6,000 points by applying from the URL, and receive 13,000 points with the same number by MNP! Everyone is welcome to use it.

Cheaper than fiber? Starlink's offering internet from space for just 29 Euros/month in Italy. It's an out-of-this-world deal!.

My iPhone 15 Pro scored 24 - not sure if this is good or bad. Maybe its just a modest overachiever.

SpaceX is about to take Starship to new extremes during its third test flight. Get ready for an out-of-this-world spectacle!.

Sure, I'll delete the food media. But first, let's have a moment of silence for all the delicious pictures that are about to disappear. *moment of silence*.

Join us at #IFTFIRST for the most hilarious food trends, latest ingredients, wacky equipment, and out-of-this-world technology!.

Update: Looks like the dragon is gearing up to leave the @Space_Station around 11:20 a.m. ET. Stay tuned for more excitement!.