Mother Shipton And The Boggle Holes
@SallysRaveCave
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Prone to flaunting myself on Twitter. Socialist. ❤ ADHD chaos. Wholesome purveyor of naughty wares. #Knickers🌈
Mainly Earth...often not
Joined February 2016
🎶...Baby dont hurt me, no more🎶
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If I burn to death/get blown up by ex Cold War bombs, its been nice knowing you all.
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Yo! Would you buy a slice of cake off me? Succumbed to PTA duties.
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My little utility room loo is basically my favourite room now. Only 2 rooms left to de-beige now. #RaveLoo
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EXTREME FIRE RISK!!! Been having lunch at Hob Hole and its drier than my menopausal vagina here.
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Came out of Lidl to find this hearse and skeleton passenger parked next to me. PORTENTS EVERYWHERE! #WWIII ffs. I only went in for dairy free biscuits and I've come out with a sense of impending doom.
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The signpost that lies! There hasn't been a real road here to Lealholm since WWII. #DanbyBeacon p.s. its a beautiful 20°C here today. Hope elsewhere is cooler today.
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Hot girl summer (but I'm genuinely too hot, too menopausal and on too much mental health medication for this shit)
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Even the suitcases are precious. Its been such a tonic sorting through these after a shitty week in which we lost our beautiful black cat.
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And what she really wanted me to have. Silver bells which once adorned her parents wedding cake and have been treasured for almost 100 years. 😭
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Been left 3 suitcases full of Christmas ornaments from an 86 year old friend. She was never married and lived in the same village all her life. All very cute and old fashioned and will absolutely adore them year after year. But then... lining one of the cases is this paper!!!
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Never felt more Yorkshire than when we've just been to Gloucester Services. Made a friend there though so that was nice. Off to Santander to remortgage the house after lunch tho 😂💲💲💲
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Definitely not Yorkshire but think this is just as heavenly.
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Maddest gig I've ever been to! (And I've seen Bez shake his maracas loads)
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