RT @BlizzardComedy: We are bracing ourselves for another month of news and have some excellent comedians to help process it. Swing by Twitc….

Tonight! The news is bad but the line-up is GOOD.

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I picked a BAD time to disconnect from Twitter whilst my phone was broken, bc this show is going to be amazing - just look at this lineup!. Catch it tomorrow evening (you weren't doing anything else with your Monday).

Blizzard is one of my favourite nights, and it was so cool to take part in this special Pride fundraiser for Sparkle - donations are still being accepted for the next few days, so please pop a couple of quid in the virtual bucket if you can 🏳️‍🌈.

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Would just love to take the opportunity to remind everyone that Elon Musk is an embarrassment xx.

If you can find 5 more minutes, I'd also heartily recommend Are You A Good Man, Mister Pollard by @Acting_Steve for a delicious post-disaster tale.

If you have another 5 minutes, you should absolutely check out The Applicant by @john_hunter for a super sneaky spy fix.

If you've got a spare 5 minutes, why not listen to my brand new radio play, Leek and Brimstone?. Radio comedy was my first love, and I'm so proud of this script - please share with your family/friends/dark overlords!.

The actors @LukeDickson1 @EmilyChattle and @lisa_catlady all did an amazing job too - thanks for bringing the script to life!. And of course, thanks to @ScriptYorkshire for running the competition - can't wait to see this year's entries!.

Nothing beats the lovely crowd, host, and stellar line up at the always-wonderful @BlizzardComedy - a delight of a show again 💜. One day TransPennine will stop cancelling trains at the last minute and I'll get to see the whole show.

Tomorrow!!! Come hear me discuss personal issues and why I wouldn't mind giving birth to the Messiah.

Just gone to put in my entry for the BBC New Comedy thingy and the file is corrupted 🙃. Guess I'm re-recording to an empty room, unless anyone has any tips on getting a cat to laugh.

So excited for this! I should probably start learning my set at some point. .

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My cat had dental surgery today and when I picked her up, they said "she's been really good, she was crying a bit but she chilled out when we gave her the methadone". the WHAT.

Blizzard Comedy might just be my favourite comedy night, so really excited to be joining them again in a couple of weeks 🎉. There's some amazing comedians on the bill, so this isn't one to miss!.

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