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Jonathan Sadowski

@Sadowskii23

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Actor.

*Parody*
Joined April 2013
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Jonathan Sadowski
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It is illegal to tie a horse in front of city hall. (Yukon, Oklahoma).
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During the colonial era, pimps were called "fleshmongers.".
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No. I'm not the real Jonathan Sadowski, he is --> @Sadowski23.
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In a Disney comic called "Mickey Mouse and the Medicine Man", Goofy and Mickey become drug dealers.
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When in “panic mode” your eyes see more frames per second, which is why you perceive everything in a sort of slow motion.
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Never underestimate anything.
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People who stay up later are more likely to experience nightmares.
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On average, Americans collectively spend $500 million every year searching for a romantic partner. *I take up about a quarter*.
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Studies has proved, talking to yourself actually makes you smarter.
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RT @OwenBenjamin: @UberFacts next time I start hicupping at a meeting I will start furiously masturbating in front of everyone.
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12 years
If you are against gays. I don't even know what to say, BUT what the hells your problem?.
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12 years
For a typical lovemaking session, the man will thrust an average of 60 to 120 times.
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Lonely people actually tend to take longer showers.
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Cling Wrap doesn't "cling" to anything but itself.
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To the men replying with badly written jokes about all women being crazy, go try and perpetuate human existence without us, dickface.
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For men, chewing a stalk of celery releases androstenone and androstenol odour molecules - making them more attractive to women.
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12 years
RT @ElektrikPeople: @Sadowskii23 pant leg full of bone.
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12 years
I'm sorry for my repulsive dislike for you.
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12 years
RT @SarahKSilverman: It's a well known fact that motion-activated paper towel dispensers don't work for jews.
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