Bros living the peak of their lives right there. https://t.co/97potXKsOM

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Hey @grok who is the most famous person to visit my profile? Doesn’t need to be a mutual and don’t tag them. Just say it

when he hit the vibrato, I knew we were on the upswing

'T Rex' gets caught fly-tipping. A fly-tipper dressed as a purple dinosaur was captured on CCTV dumping rubbish on the streets of Southend-on-Sea. Watch more videos here: https://t.co/PGENCxbTEv

I hate this because shit like this really undermines the valid concerns regarding unvetted immigration. This is my birth place. My whole family lives there. And so far, the reports are that a local with alcohol and drugs in his system passed out at the wheel and caused this.

Olivia Colman confirms she still likes the idea of mulled wine more than the actual taste

"Hello you cunt"

I’d like to drop in a nomination for the #StarveTheGrift trend that’s going on the Krassenstein creeps - I suggest we all stop responding and engaging with this demon lunatic. Her reputation is destroyed so her engagement farming in X must be a part of her income. Block block

Stranger Things 5 has achieved the impossible: Scots on the internet agreeing on something. If the Duffers can manage that, they should be running the country by Monday

Thank you Britain 🇬🇧, for sacrificing your economy to save the planet. _

X heavily rewards replies to posts. More than impressions, shares, anything. So when Krassenstein or any of the other liberals say something insane, the more you reply, the more money they get paid. Top accounts can easily make $50,000 a month. Stop financing these idiots.

If it’s not Hamas, it’s the IRA. Why is it suddenly cool and fashionable to support terrorism now? What the fuck happened?

As a man who runs a gastropub, I have the same policy for dogs as I have for children: if they behave themselves and don’t annoy other patrons, they’re more than welcome. I have to have word with people about their kids infinitely time more than I have to have a word with them

MEN: Why is there a male loneliness epidemic? ALSO MEN:

Her parents should say shes a 42 year old man from Afghanistan, a Dr or an engineer maybe..then she will be given the 5 start treatment.

When you're stressed at work but realise who you're doing it FOR!

“Now, we’re singing ‘Sing, Hosanna’ & if you lot don’t belt out ‘the king of kings’ part, I’m going to go fucking mental.”