Sable Sylvan bear-anormal #paranormalromanceauthor
@SableSylvan
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i write books where dudes who turn into bears get with curvy girls. #BearShifters. #BBWs. #FairyTales. #ParanormalRomance
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Joined August 2015
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jenga but with twin mattresses.
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me: gimme a porsche .husband: you barely use the balcony.
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not all heroes wear crêpes.
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landlord: what’s with all the moaning.dominatrix: ghosts.
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me: i miss having class outside .also me: you have a porch and you wfh.
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me, turning on the porch light for my husband: Gondor calls for aid.
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"I know what you are."."Say it."."My secret Santa." #Twilight.
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eat ass like groceries . leave it in the crisper drawer and forget to eat it before it goes soggy and you have to throw it out.
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me: shirts on, turts on .husband: turts?.me: turtles.
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me: I’m here on a mission of bees.The @UN : don’t you mean ‘mission of peace?’.me: uh —.*buzzing sound intensifies* 🐝.
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#FinancialFreedom save money. don’t buy bras. have someone just walk around behind you holding them up. taking applications now.
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not sure if I wanna fuck @paulruddcom or if I just want his skincare routine.
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cyberpunk future better have Kevlar breast implants or I will hoot and holler.
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if my card gets declined at the waxing salon. do they just glue everything back on?.
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Long bob? Did you mean a Robert?.
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“ain’t no rest for the wicked”.wow way to gatekeep and night owl shame.
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I didn’t go to #sexed I went to AP Sexual Edward.
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hewlett packard lovecraft.
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