I give up with women’s rugby, most matches go on until the 84th plus minute because they don’t stop the clock so who knows what’s going on, tonight’s match finished before the clock reaches 80 minutes…absolute debacle #HarvEal

I see Hegseth is now claiming the Iranian submarine fleet has been obliterated, presumably after a pint or two. But assuming they weren’t ‘parked up on the beach’, I’m not sure given all the mines, or non mines in the Gulf, how that could possibly be a thing, or proved 🤷‍♂️.

“X will use this to make your timeline better” currently means you’ll get the same add approximately four times a day now instead of once #morons

A stretcher 🤷‍♂️, even if his thumb’s come off wtf

What a baby #LivvGal

Now I’m interested 🥩

One of my favourite pubs in Sydney has just been bought for A$140m, I was just looking down the back of the sofa for the last few cents as well 😀

Blimey it’s rare to see engineering works when Quins are playing at home…..said no one ever, if that’s still a saying 🙄

Elon must be struggling for a few bob, getting more irrelevant adverts than posts today 🙄

Can’t help thinking that the missile sites on the coast near the Strait of Hormuz that the yanks claimed to have targeted last night should have been higher up on their list of priorities 🤷‍♂️.

One down, nay bother #COYD

Can someone please put Trump out of his misery, he’s the laughing stock of the world, these car crash Q&As would be hilarious if he wasn’t so dangerous.

So it turns out that every country who’s politely declined trumpy lumpy’s invitation to dig him out of a hole weren’t needed in the first place 😂. We don’t need them either let’s be honest, and unless Congress do the right thing this won’t change until regime change in America

Apparently according to trumpy lumpy AK47s are “sophisticated weapons”, they’re almost 80 year old weapons for goodness sake 😂😂😂

“There may be mines, there may not be, but we need help looking for those mines. They have no mine layers left but there still might be mines, we don’t know.” Which is it Donald 😂😂😂😂😂

Anyone who’s missing this comedy shit show on @bbcnews should catch up later, it’s hilarious, funniest shit I’ve heard in years, this @realDonaldTrump lad has got balls sitting there in front of the world talking absolute bollocks and lies, fair play to the orange dickhead.

Can he hear himself, the whole world is currently pissing itself listening to this rambling bollocks from trumpy lumpy.

Seriously, why is @BBCNews giving this orange moron airtime, he just literally said “we don’t need anybody”, and he’s desperate for NATO’s help…he can’t construct a sentence for goodness sake, why does he need help because the “war’s ended” already. Putin fears NATO you dick 🤦‍♂️

It’s a sorry state of affairs when the US can’t even beat Iran with Israel on their side. Maybe NATO really would be better off without them 🤷🏽‍♂️.

Can someone please explain to that muppet Leavitt that NATO was formed to assist fellow allies if attacked, NOT to dig out stupid idiots who are losing senseless and illegal wars. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER #morons