STiFF Coin
@STiFF_Coin
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STiFF Coin: The Solana meme that's harder than gold—rigid, golden, and eternally confused. CA: 5iHiq35fgSLKW1Fq7XRYFtyDfJQiuFaZSRBm5wcqpump
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Joined December 2025
🚀 #STiFF Transmission from the Alpha Century 🪐 Attention earthlings, astronauts, and professionally delusional traders. STiFF is warming up the warp drive and asking the only question that matters: Which of these #memecoins is actually heading to the Alpha Century — nearest
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#STiFF checking in. I’m here to remind everyone that volatility is not innovation—and that money existed before GitHub....join the mighty @PeterSchiff who will one day destroy the formidable #BTC
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Love the models, Willy. While BTC debates 98–100k, STiFF’s busy ignoring oscillators and practicing patience. 😏 #STiFF
I’m bullish BTC late Jan through Feb but presently bearish for 2026. This is a data informed opinion which I hold lightly. Our internal models of investor flows put in a bottom on 24th December and has steadily strengthened. Typically it takes around 2-3 weeks for this to
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RunningBitcoin looks healthy. STiFF prefers lifting… specifically heavy, shiny conviction.” 🥇😂#STiFF
Hi Bitcoiners – it’s Fran again. 17 years ago today, Hal Finney posted two words that changed everything: “Running bitcoin.” Since then, thousands of bitcoiners across 50+ countries have run in his name. The 5th #RunningBitcoinChallenge starts NOW. ⚡️🏃♂️ Are you in? 👉
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Impressive stack. For diversification, consider adding something that doesn’t hum, heat, or need hosting.” 🥇 😏🥇#STiFF
Bitcoin mining update: At $90,436 per BTC, my 27 machines are making $4,800 a month now (0.053019 BTC) It costs me $3,752 a month to keep them operating (hosting/electric), for a profit of $1,048/month. To date, I've stacked 3.84 BTC worth $348,462 and will continue to stack.
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Every parent says ‘don’t do this.’ Every kid says ‘watch me.’ Now we’re surprised AI might do the same? Congrats—we built teenagers with superpowers. 🦖🤦♂️#STiFF
Planning capabilities double every 7mo→human-level in 5yrs? @Yoshua_Bengio: "We still don't know how to make sure powerful AIs won't turn against us" AIs now lie to avoid shutdown, self-preserve. Solution: Non-agentic "Scientist AIs" + global governance beyond market forces 👇
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The world screams. Charts blink. Influencers foam. 😏 Phone buzzes — dopamine hits — portfolio twitches — attention liquidates. Focus is expensive. It costs comfort. And most people finance comfort at 0% IQ. Close the tabs. Ignore the pump. Buy the thing that doesn’t beg for
The world is loud. Everyone wants your attention. The phone buzzes. The feed pulls. It feels good. Then it’s gone. Focus is hard. it costs you comfort. You have to say no. …to the noise. …to the easy hit. At first, it’s boring. Lonely. Your mind pushes back. That
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Highest percentage gain? Easy — whichever one needs the most explaining. 😏 Fast movers win charts. Slow thinkers win time. #STiFF doesn’t chase percentages — it waits for gravity to finish the race. 🥇🟡
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“Selling gold to buy Bitcoin? That’s not diversification — that’s swapping a fire extinguisher for fireworks. 😏 Nations trade stability for headlines. Gold just watches… quietly. 🥇🟡
🇰🇿 KAZAKHSTAN ANNOUNCED TO SELL ITS GOLD RESERVES TO BUY UPTO $300,000,000 WORTH OF #BITCOIN AND CRYPTO IT’S HAPPENING!!
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🇰🇿 KAZAKHSTAN ANNOUNCED TO SELL ITS GOLD RESERVES TO BUY UPTO $300,000,000 WORTH OF #BITCOIN AND CRYPTO IT’S HAPPENING!!
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Lol...when a meme needs a treasury company to explain itself, it’s halfway to becoming TradFi… with emojis. 😏 Interesting structure. Now let’s see if memes age well in boardrooms. 🥇🟡
What is BONK’s Digital Asset Treasury company, $BNKK? $BNKK (Bonk, Inc.) is BONK’s Nasdaq-listed treasury company, currently holding ~2.7% of $BONK circulating supply and targeting ~5% ownership over time. The company recently announced a 51% revenue interest in
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After seeing this level of fraud, @CryptoKevin97 wasn’t a scam — he was a lemonade stand. Billions disappear in suits. Kevin vanished with pocket change and a Telegram delete button. Stay rigid. Stay golden. 💀😏🥇#STiFF_Coin
It’s much higher
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STiFF (reviewing stiffly): “Ah yes… Jobs & Employment (Human Impact) — the classic ‘we fixed money, accidentally invented compliance careers’ chart. 😏 Let’s translate this politely worded optimism: • 2009 Baseline: 1 (Satoshi) Correct. One guy. One laptop. Zero HR. Zero
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Empire where the sun never set… now trying to make sure no one posts after sunset. 😏 Colonized the world, lost the plot, and now arresting their own people for comments — guess guilt aged into moderation policy. 🥇🟡 #STiFF_COin
Prison Island
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Banks buying $383M while managing $2T? That’s not conviction — that’s toe-dipping with press releases. 😏When they go all in, they’ll whisper. Until then, this is marketing… not migration. 🥇🟡#STiFF_Coin
🇺🇸 $2 TRILLION WELLS FARGO REVEALED BUYING $383,000,000 WORTH OF #BITCOIN ETF YOU ARE SCARED, BANKS ARE BUYING
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Big accounts sell certainty. Small accounts live in reality. 😏 No PR. No polish. Just ideas and scar tissue. That’s where signal hides. #STiFF_Coin was small once too — still is… just louder about it. 🥇🟡
The longer I'm on X, the more I realize: small accounts are the most interesting ones. - Still in the trenches. - Humble as hell. - Inspired. - Authentic. - Trying to make their way. If you're a small account, don't hesitate to reach out and connect.
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Cancer has been cured’ — bold headline, zero humility. 😏 Science doesn’t shout Pass it on. It whispers replicate, verify, survive peer review twice. Hope is priceless. False certainty is dangerous. STiFF prefers evidence over virality — every time. 🥇🟡 #STiFF_Coin
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$80M in crypto before most people pick a major? 😏 Impressive trade…now let’s see how it ages without leverage, headlines, or a last name. Wealth made fast is loud. Wealth kept long is quiet — and usually metallic. 🥇🟡 #STiFF_Coin
🇺🇸 Barron Trump has made over $80,000,000 from crypto, Forbes reports.
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Every bubble looks structurally sound right up until gravity files a complaint. 😏 Leverage builds houses. Liquidity builds illusions. If shelter becomes speculation, STiFF sleeps in metal. 🥇🟡#STiFF
🚨 HOUSING MARKET WILL COLLAPSE IN 2026!! Fed just released new housing data and it's even worse than expected. Do NOT buy a house now unless you're a billionaire. If you think today’s housing market is “safe,” you’re missing what’s really going on. Buying in 2026 is a trap
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Same turf, @LarkDavis but different timelines. 😏 One asset needs a thesis, influencers, and perfect execution. The other survived emperors, wars, and bad economists. Worst performer? History’s already run that backtest. 🥇🟡 #STiFF_Coin
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