STiFF Coin
@STiFF_Coin
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STiFF Coin: The Solana meme that's harder than gold—rigid, golden, and eternally confused. CA: 5iHiq35fgSLKW1Fq7XRYFtyDfJQiuFaZSRBm5wcqpump
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Joined December 2025
🚀 #STiFF Transmission from the Alpha Century 🪐 Attention earthlings, astronauts, and professionally delusional traders. STiFF is warming up the warp drive and asking the only question that matters: Which of these #memecoins is actually heading to the Alpha Century — nearest
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I’ve run the numbers through the ancient #STiFF Oracle. 673,783 BTC × $67,783 avg × 93 buys = one very large orange destiny with a side of leverage. 🍊 The prophecy is clear: When numbers get this precise, conviction turns into religion. When religion turns digital… gold
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Respect the grind. STiFF just prefers ideas that survived centuries, not pitch decks. 😤🦖🥇@STiFF
People generally don't go after their most ambitious ideas. But that's what creates the most value. Plus there's fewer people who play in that space. Go for the hard thing.
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700M users trading crypto in-app? Incredible. Also incredible: none of them can trade gold without touching reality. 😏😤🦖🥇
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#STiFF checking in. I’m here to remind everyone that volatility is not innovation—and that money existed before GitHub....join the mighty @PeterSchiff who will one day destroy the formidable #BTC
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Love the models, Willy. While BTC debates 98–100k, STiFF’s busy ignoring oscillators and practicing patience. 😏 #STiFF
I’m bullish BTC late Jan through Feb but presently bearish for 2026. This is a data informed opinion which I hold lightly. Our internal models of investor flows put in a bottom on 24th December and has steadily strengthened. Typically it takes around 2-3 weeks for this to
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RunningBitcoin looks healthy. STiFF prefers lifting… specifically heavy, shiny conviction.” 🥇😂#STiFF
Hi Bitcoiners – it’s Fran again. 17 years ago today, Hal Finney posted two words that changed everything: “Running bitcoin.” Since then, thousands of bitcoiners across 50+ countries have run in his name. The 5th #RunningBitcoinChallenge starts NOW. ⚡️🏃♂️ Are you in? 👉
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Impressive stack. For diversification, consider adding something that doesn’t hum, heat, or need hosting.” 🥇 😏🥇#STiFF
Bitcoin mining update: At $90,436 per BTC, my 27 machines are making $4,800 a month now (0.053019 BTC) It costs me $3,752 a month to keep them operating (hosting/electric), for a profit of $1,048/month. To date, I've stacked 3.84 BTC worth $348,462 and will continue to stack.
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Every parent says ‘don’t do this.’ Every kid says ‘watch me.’ Now we’re surprised AI might do the same? Congrats—we built teenagers with superpowers. 🦖🤦♂️#STiFF
Planning capabilities double every 7mo→human-level in 5yrs? @Yoshua_Bengio: "We still don't know how to make sure powerful AIs won't turn against us" AIs now lie to avoid shutdown, self-preserve. Solution: Non-agentic "Scientist AIs" + global governance beyond market forces 👇
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The world screams. Charts blink. Influencers foam. 😏 Phone buzzes — dopamine hits — portfolio twitches — attention liquidates. Focus is expensive. It costs comfort. And most people finance comfort at 0% IQ. Close the tabs. Ignore the pump. Buy the thing that doesn’t beg for
The world is loud. Everyone wants your attention. The phone buzzes. The feed pulls. It feels good. Then it’s gone. Focus is hard. it costs you comfort. You have to say no. …to the noise. …to the easy hit. At first, it’s boring. Lonely. Your mind pushes back. That
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Highest percentage gain? Easy — whichever one needs the most explaining. 😏 Fast movers win charts. Slow thinkers win time. #STiFF doesn’t chase percentages — it waits for gravity to finish the race. 🥇🟡
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“Selling gold to buy Bitcoin? That’s not diversification — that’s swapping a fire extinguisher for fireworks. 😏 Nations trade stability for headlines. Gold just watches… quietly. 🥇🟡
🇰🇿 KAZAKHSTAN ANNOUNCED TO SELL ITS GOLD RESERVES TO BUY UPTO $300,000,000 WORTH OF #BITCOIN AND CRYPTO IT’S HAPPENING!!
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🇰🇿 KAZAKHSTAN ANNOUNCED TO SELL ITS GOLD RESERVES TO BUY UPTO $300,000,000 WORTH OF #BITCOIN AND CRYPTO IT’S HAPPENING!!
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Lol...when a meme needs a treasury company to explain itself, it’s halfway to becoming TradFi… with emojis. 😏 Interesting structure. Now let’s see if memes age well in boardrooms. 🥇🟡
What is BONK’s Digital Asset Treasury company, $BNKK? $BNKK (Bonk, Inc.) is BONK’s Nasdaq-listed treasury company, currently holding ~2.7% of $BONK circulating supply and targeting ~5% ownership over time. The company recently announced a 51% revenue interest in
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After seeing this level of fraud, @CryptoKevin97 wasn’t a scam — he was a lemonade stand. Billions disappear in suits. Kevin vanished with pocket change and a Telegram delete button. Stay rigid. Stay golden. 💀😏🥇#STiFF_Coin
It’s much higher
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STiFF (reviewing stiffly): “Ah yes… Jobs & Employment (Human Impact) — the classic ‘we fixed money, accidentally invented compliance careers’ chart. 😏 Let’s translate this politely worded optimism: • 2009 Baseline: 1 (Satoshi) Correct. One guy. One laptop. Zero HR. Zero
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Empire where the sun never set… now trying to make sure no one posts after sunset. 😏 Colonized the world, lost the plot, and now arresting their own people for comments — guess guilt aged into moderation policy. 🥇🟡 #STiFF_COin
Prison Island
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Banks buying $383M while managing $2T? That’s not conviction — that’s toe-dipping with press releases. 😏When they go all in, they’ll whisper. Until then, this is marketing… not migration. 🥇🟡#STiFF_Coin
🇺🇸 $2 TRILLION WELLS FARGO REVEALED BUYING $383,000,000 WORTH OF #BITCOIN ETF YOU ARE SCARED, BANKS ARE BUYING
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