morbidly obeast
@STRONG_PlSS
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Joined October 2012
Cussbro texted me yesterday trying to rile me up about the Iron Bowl but I flipped the script and got his ass. He was fuming. Can't post the transcript because it would violate HIPAA (he's in the hospital after snapping both ankles attempting to stand)
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Got killed in a video game. Again. Exactly why I don't play them. Why would a rational person do anything where losing is a possibility? Instead, make them so I can only win. Then–only then–will I consider buying one.
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I don't have one there. I've checked
Why did god put my gspot in my ass
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Turn your mobile device on. The World Trade Centre is on fire. Wait... This one is in Melbourne. Yeah, I didn't know about it either
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The idealized bully is a blend of 1950s greaser and 1980s jock
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Transformer down the street went out. I accept my punishment for posting this.
She had sex with someone besides me. She can enjoy standing
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She had sex with someone besides me. She can enjoy standing
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Talking to any of the AIs seems like what Scientology uses auditing sessions for
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You know someone grew up privileged if they never had to live in a haunted house.
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Thanksgiving seemed to be a letdown this year for many. Start looking ahead to next year folks
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You should be able to gift Twitter bluecheck to people you hate and they are not allowed to decline it
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Oh to be in a vegetative state and staring at Roku City not knowing if I was dead or alive
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Can't wait to dig in to that traditional Thanksgiving burger🍔👄
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