Sarah
@SRCambridge
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Fancy cocktail enthusiast, nerd writer, avid napper, pedant, and human encyclopedia of Simpsons quotes.
Toronto, ON
Joined March 2011
Just a compliment to @beynate on his quick turnaround
@SRCambridge I will be raising this in caucus tomorrow morning.
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Pre-baby makeup goals: I hope I can pull off this Bardot smoky eye Post-baby makeup goals: I hope nobody says I look tired today
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Picture me running through a hipster restaurant like Charlton Heston at the end of Soylent Green: "BONE BROTH IS JUST STOOOOOOOCK"
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there is no fouler trickster on Earth than me, five years ago, composing a password hint for present me to puzzle out
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If you invent a Facebook extension that prevents people from inviting me to MLM "parties," I will give you a shit ton of money
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Parenting hack: when you get bored of reading the same kids' book again and again, switch to reading it in a Werner Herzog voice
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Joined Pinterest for a wedding I'm in. It "curated" a feed specific to me. Below graphic was at the top. Conclusion: Pinterest is evil.
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Oh, wow, we're almost at "doubleplusfake" already
Trump: "I'm changing it from fake news, by the way. Very fake news."
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important: what does #JoeTrudeau think of electoral reform?
President Donald Trump's press secretary calls Canada's prime minister "Joe Trudeau":
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me: buys a thing online targeted Internet ads: ARE YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANT TO BUY IT AGAIN AND AGAIN FOR ALL ETERNITY
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hey, I found a new textbook example for Betteridge's Law of Headlines
Can Jared Kushner, a 36 year old real estate heir with no diplomatic experience, pull off peace in the Middle East?
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#Nordstrom is on the vanguard. In Bay a couple days ago, saw 3 people pick up Ivanka boots on clearance, then put them back in disgust
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Agree. Modern Canada has an ugly underbelly, cf. the "old stock" BS of our last election. Hate demands passivity; inclusion demands *work*
1) Whatever unfolds from #quebeccity shooting, please don't say "this isn't Canada". It is. If we choose wrong. If we *make* it that way.
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This thread
I told this story about #refugees a couple years ago on Veterans Day with a humorous slant. I'm going to tell it again today, unfiltered.
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