Gonna take some time away from Twitter for my own sanity. It's just exhausting.

The number of syntax violations I hit when writing sp_rename operations before I get it right is damn impressive.

I don't know who needs to hear this but:. Go with bigint and get rid of the FKs.

The first night's sleep after you go off call is unexplainably amazing. .

How the shit did I do this job before @psdbatools?.

#BB22 and @CBSBigBrother. This is disgusting. As a father of an autistic child and a lifelong BB fan, the fact that you are letting them stay in the house speaks volumes to the shows' utter lack of character. Im done with this show.

I don't know who needs to hear this but if you aren't tagging your resources in AWS, you're doing it wrong.

My wife has taught me many things. One of the more important lessons was that you do not use the good knives to cut up hot dogs for the kids. #BasicDadLife #TheMoreYouKnow.

I'm "That's a 2 hour long show and it starts at NINE PM?" years old. #basicdadlife.

In a world of constant, swirling negativity. Destroy that shit and be the fucking sunbeam that you know you are.

Today I learned thst there is, in fact, a very real thing called "being in golf shape". Im not there. Not even close. But I'm gonna work on it. My goal is to walk a full length 18 and not be exhausted the rest of the day.

Watched the kids yesterday while the wife went and helped a friend pack their house. Today played a full 18 (and shot a 97!) now back outside with the kids in the pool while the wife naps. Weekends like this is what it's all about. Fucking mint.

RT @JenMsft: Time to reset the counter

Lot's of Data positions open here #sqlfamily. Great company, stellar bennies, 100% remote.

So, at a minimum, I've sprained the shit out of my left wrist. Completely immobile, no pitch/yaw/roll whatsoever. At worst, I've broken or done enough damage for surgery. As an operations DBA, this presents quite a shitty (and painful) situation. Any tips on going one handed?.

There's watching #TheExpanse and then there's watching #TheExpanse in 4K. Good grief what a difference.

Happy birthday, Army!. #GoNavy #MMN3.

It's amazing to me how people react when the information they put on social media is proven to be flat out wrong by simply fact checking. Some of yall need to get some thicker skin and realize that it's not a character flaw to be wrong sometimes.

RT @AaronBertrand: OMFG: “The Passwords File”. Minnesota Senate’s IT services provided by the kids who couldn’t make the Geek Squad.

I actually had time to sit down and tune some queries today at work. My absolute most favoritest part of being a DBA. Like it's a sickness how much I love it. Needed that.