๐๐ข๐๐ ๐๐๐ก๐๐ฆ // NOT@/WHEELERYUTA
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๐๐ฐ๐ญ๐ฅ๐ฆ๐ฏ ๐ค๐ฉ๐ช๐ญ๐ฅ, ๐๐ช๐ฐ๐ฏ ๐ฃ๐ฐ๐บ ; ๐ต๐ฆ๐ญ๐ญ ๐ฎ๐ฆ ๐ธ๐ฉ๐ข๐ต ๐ช๐ตโ๐ด ๐ญ๐ช๐ฌ๐ฆ ๐ต๐ฐ ๐ค๐ฐ๐ฏ๐ฒ๐ถ๐ฆ๐ณ. // a silly parody account of @/WheelerYuta
Joined January 2021
โโ ๐๐๐จ๐๐ก๐๐๐ข๐๐ง ; this is a parody account of @/WheelerYuta, nothing more. โโ strictly kayfabe, follows current AEW canon ; non-dtf ; this account is simply for fun with friends! โโ oc & au friendly.
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I know. I have complete faith in myself and that's already more than our opposition has got. They've been shaken. They're fucked.
Oh god. I forgot about your hair.
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Please keep this energy on the very, very slim chance something happens to my hair.
I think you look perfect no matter what so, Iโm not really the best judge of character when it comes to your looks.
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I know he had longer hair than me for a fair chunk of time, too.
Elijah merely makes jokes. You know this.
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It's an insult to our talent; it's offensive to compare our work ethic to losers.
Exactly!!!
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I haven't had a "lose track of time" day since you've been checking in so it's been a while since I've let it go that long. At least, willingly. I don't think I've showed up looking too terrible to any lunch.
I think even twenty four hours might be a little long but itโs okay!
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They shouldn't be happy with themselves about it. If they weren't all bumbling idiots and meatheads, and possessed an iota of drive and determination, maybe they'd be considered worth our time.
I believe in you, you got this. We got called out last night, apparently the ROH Tag Division isnโt happy about us being selective with title defenses.
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I can't help but notice that you immediately knew who that asshole was referring to with that mop head comment, too.
I am being playful.
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I could use a little more confidence from you.
He is not giving me too much trouble. No more than usual. I am prepared to help him through being...ah...folically challenged.
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It looks a little greasy wet, sure, but itโs not. I bathe regularly. Iโve never left dried blood in it for longer than twenty four hours.
Can confirm.
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No one is touching this hair .
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He wouldnโt listen anyway. For a guy with nothing on his mind all of the time, he canโt spare a single thought to care.
I do not think I care enough about Orange to pass them on there.
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Itโs still a more forgiving fate than she deserves.
That's the spirit . Perhaps that psycho bitch can leave Australia bald .
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Pass โem on to Orange. Heโs going to need all the pointers he can get on keeping his future bald head from getting sunburned.
Hm. Im unsure. You know my routine differs from your own. Perhaps if you lose i can give pointers.
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We will. I need that boost of joy that only seeing Orange bald can bring.
You're right but let's not mind what they say . We need to win that match and that's all .
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Is there like, 3-in-1 stuff out there? Shampoo, conditioner, body wash, all in one? That wouldโve been too far. That wouldโve called for a sit down conversation on frugality.
I'm surprised you were ever allowed to use the 2 in 1. I know the man who raised you is more thorough than that.
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It could be worse. Thereโs worse hairstyles out there.
It doesn't look bad .
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Come on, I use conditioner. I even use the proper kind; I gave up that 2-in-1 shampoo and conditioner stuff once I was through with college.
It does seem a mop. Maybe you should allow yourself to be pinned.
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I actually take great care of my hair.
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