I have been jogging 2 miles a day for 2 weeks in an effort to help me get fit, but now, I am 28 miles from home! #ThursdayThoughts

If a cluttered desk means a cluttered mind and a tidy desk means a tidy mind, what does an empty desk mean?#ThursdayThought

If you bought some x-ray glasses, would you see through everything and so not actually see anything? #wednesdaywisdom

Fridge over troubled water #MakeMusicColder

If you use a pen with invisible ink - how do you know when it's run out?#ThursdayThought

We can only trim the sails of life a little from time to time, we cannot change the direction of the wind. #wednesdaywisdom

I've just joined a very upmarket Gym to get fit for the new year - it's so upmarket it's actually called a James! #TuesdayMotivation

Next Monday (9th) is Plough Monday - the Official start of the Agricultural year - I guess I will have to dig the garden!

Is it a coincidence that Gastardo and Gastronomy start with the same 4 letters - I don't think so!

#ThursdayThoughts If all of the sponges in the world's oceans were removed, how much would the sea level rise?

Life is like a toilet roll. The nearer the end you get the faster it seems to go!

Life is like a toilet roll. The nearer the end you get, the faster it seems to go!

Strange but True! - The Patron Saint of the Internet is St.Isidore of Seville - a man who died over a thousand years before it was invented.

Here's one that may have slipped by - Happy 9th December - today is National Pastry Day ! - So buy up those pastries - a very good cause!.

#wednesdaywisdom There are 10 types of people in the world; Those who understand binary and those who don't