IT’S CALLED A HUSTLE, SWEETHEART .
@SLYW1LDE
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Joined November 2025
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ʟᴇᴛ ᴛʜᴇᴍ ꜱᴇᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇʏ ɢᴇᴛ ᴛᴏ ʏᴏᴜ . ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ
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now he feels bad . . . but he did try to murder him so — ( he will NOT stop mentioning that . ) “ fine fine here’s my number . do you even have anything left after being thrown to prison ? “
ㅤ ㅤ “ A therapist ? ? “ The feline knew he wasn’t wrong . . But the first step was accountability right ? “ yeah . . okay . . “ ㅤ ㅤ
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his home isn’t messy, it’s a new kind of interior decor !
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“ uh-huh . “ he looks him up and down, rubbing his temples . “ i can give you a number to my animal therapist . she’s VERY great and I’m sure you have the money, right ? “ tapping his chin . . . “ and after that maaaybe we can talk . . . just not now— understand ? “
ㅤ ㅤ “ I just wanted to my family proud . . “ The Lynx looked down . . Scratching the back of his head . “ I’ll do anything to make it up to you, really . “ ㅤ ㅤ
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nick puts on a confused face, paws gesturing around . “ uh — no ? “ shrugging . “ pawbert — would you be friends with a murderer ? the one who tried to kill you ? if you say yes then you may just be a . . . sheesh— nevermind . “
ㅤ ㅤ “ Well . . Uh— Yeah I did that ! Anything I can do to make up for it ? “ ㅤ ㅤ
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are just so easy to rob off . you’re lucky i’m not living that life style anymore . “
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“ scary . hey, by the way do you know how to sign up for these banks so I could get the same credit cards ? “ he pulls one out, shaking it around . “ gorgeous looking thing . “ then he throws it at dae, the wallet following after . “ even if you has your guard up you wolves —
" If you know what's good for you, you'd be wise to give it back. " Letting out a heavy sigh. " I can't believe I let my guard down for a moment. "
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nick rolls his eyes, crossing his arms . “ uh— why should we ? “ raising a brow . “ first, you put out judy and gary— then you tried to murder me ! “
ㅤ ㅤ “ Come on, can’t we uh . . Wipe the slate clean ? ? “ ㅤ ㅤ
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showing pure disgust, shivering . “ oh i know who you are . how did you get out of prison ? escaped ? i might just call my snake friend again to make sure you never even try to step outside . . . “
ㅤ ㅤ “ Pawbert Lynxley ! Nice to meet you, Nick ~ “ ㅤ ㅤ
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smirking at the reader, thinking of something . . . mischievous .
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⠀ to⠀ 𝘀𝘂𝗰𝗰𝗲𝗲𝗱⠀,⠀ you⠀must⠀ ⠀ first⠀ take⠀ the⠀ 𝗽𝗹𝘂𝗻𝗴𝗲 ⠀!
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side was definitely necessary . “ he bursts into laughter, wiping a tear afterward . “ so . . . anything you — “ blocking the sight of his apartment with his tail as he leans on the other side of the doorway with his body . “ need ? “
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“ he’s done shit alright . . . “ he muttered to himself with as much quiet as he can, his smirk and droopy eyes still on display . “ buddy, buddy, buddy those heists were my part of the plan and . . . you know what you’re definitely right having a big pissy baby by my —
⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ears drop back with a huff . ‘ you wouldn't have been successful with any of those heists if it wasn't for me , asshole . Don't you forget that .ᐟ ’ tail swats at the ground . —
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“ magic, fangs . “ prying it open a little . “ you higher ups and your obsession with credit cards . might as well buy the whole bank if you’re at it . “
" ... ?! Wait-- Wait a moment. How did you... ?! "
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“ oh come on, little baby got his hormones so now he’s acting pissy ? “ he chuckles, waving his paw around . “ what do you need ? an arrest ? “
⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀─── a glare . ‘ shut it , before I shove one down your throat , bud . ’ ⠀⠀⠀
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@hxstlerfox holding in his laughter as he’s about to ask . . . “ what ? need a pacifier ? “
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“ wanna see a magic trick ? “ showing the reader’s wallet in his paws . “ wallah . “
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“ call me flattered then . there’s a restaurant downtown, chaotic family owns it but food’s worth and is cheap in exchange for yelling . “ pointing to his back using his thumb, smiling at the shorter cat .
Eyes darting to the viewer, raising his eyebrows twice with a sly smile. “ Nya know I was referring to myself as that ‘best boyfriend,’ right? Heh, but I’d be more than happy to take a pretty guy like you out for a little dinner. C’mon, I’ll let ya pick the place! ”
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