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everyone wants a tall slender girl this like until she’s a sub then nobody gives a shit
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insane self report
Anime is brilliant because they portray women as being mentally the same as small children, which they are.
This is a way of writing and thinking that has been totally lost by western writers.
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mandatory crowbar lore reminder than i am quite literally clicker trained to drool on command
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tbh he’s real for this. a line or two was kinda cringe but the overall message is good. cowboy chaser, save me
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>see interesting video game
>look inside
>it's just incest
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went to a grill where they spank you with a paddle when you don’t finish your food, and I was so eager TWO different servers wanted to take turns on me. i went for round 2 too.
god i love vegas
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i am cursed with the eternal gamer slouch crease line
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“oh my god, this f^ggot’s actually wearing a bridget cosplay. erm…cringe‼️”
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rewatching barbie made me remember that there’s a trans woman casted in the movie and just. nobody cares. it’s not flashed or addressed and she just gets a normal amount of screen time. it’s actually really good
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this is the worst thing ever i hate science
"Suffering builds character" people when I show them this image
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hard carried my team in helldivers and the whole team of guys praises me and says "whos a good girl" like mememee! it's me!!
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if you have tats like this please give me a chance
and maybe like a few others bc i’ll probably fuck up but GOD PLEASSEEE
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OP is missing some ironic context abt who that girl is supposed to be
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his arms are fucking huge he could pop my head like a grape hhgffjf……
i’m having dinner with two of my oldest guy friends tonight and i’m 2 weeks on progesterone. this is gonna be an issue.
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TIL the blahaj can be found in one of ULTRAKILL's secret levels, described as "a sign of femininity and those who receive"
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y’all joke around but i am 1000% serious that someone did this to me in university with bulge and a dog clicker. i have never been the same since.
Gonna start feeding people I like while wearing panties that show off my bulge so they literally drool at the sight of it.
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absolutely, positively, INCORRECT women in giant bulky armour is awesome
@PLeigh_Presents
@GundamIsHere
Personally I just want stuff that looks nice. Men in skimpy feminine outfits don't look nice. Women in bulky suits of armor don't look nice.
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if you don’t sniff their clothes when they’re gone, do you really even love them?
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something incredibly embarrassing just happened which i won’t elaborate on but suffice to say both my parents now know i am a complete bottom. my shame is indescribable.
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hey bro i’m going to a job interview does this lip gloss make me look like a whore
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i need a bad bitch to take me to the renaissance fair and make out with me while i’m dangerously drunk on mead
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this is how i got my username
decking out your self defence weapon in trans colors is awesome i will say
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my bio says “if you ask me to top you’re going in my sui note”
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look bro i know was just slobbering on it like 30 seconds ago but my ranked stack is calling me so can you finish up and leave soon
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going from being called an ogre to this in the span of 2 years is incredibly jarring i’m ngl
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i’m having dinner with two of my oldest guy friends tonight and i’m 2 weeks on progesterone. this is gonna be an issue.
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this is cute but also almost every single fromsoft game makes it a point that a human trying to turn into a dragon is generally a bad idea
TW blood
I'm done testing the waters
dragon HRT ok?
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no i am in fact very insane about this
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he’s a bodybuilder and he’s shockingly knowledgeable abt HRT and voice training, so it was really refreshing being able to talk shop abt that stuff comfortably bc he was curious. he also says i look a lot more fem since he saw me in april and….bwehhh ;w; (i want him)
his arms are fucking huge he could pop my head like a grape hhgffjf……
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i was the youngest person at that interview by like 10 years at least. i have no idea if it went well or badly
hey bro i’m going to a job interview does this lip gloss make me look like a whore
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>reservists in reload training
>the entire point of training is so people who aren’t skilled can get better
>”they’re not getting perfect 0.5 second reloads like my CoD character reeeee the military is too woke”
Who knew decades of lowering standards and running off all your experienced leadership would have consequences--?
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impeccable rizz
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some of y’all have never had a bad bitch stick a loaded pistol on your mouth and ordered you to suck on it and IT SHOWS
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during this con, my dad also won the giant nerd trivia contest out of 4000+ people, and got a PhD in Useless Knowledge from Bruce Campbell himself - to which he said “sounds just like my law degree”
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i met my sister’s 24yo roommate for like 2 minutes this morning and all i could think was “PLEASE pin me against a wall”. i need to be executed
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THEYRE NOT PEE SHARKS OKAY >:(
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it was fucking hilarious drawing this up at a Five Guys in toronto and then a week later seeing it show up on tttt
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2023 greatest hits baybeee
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woman with huge bulge….save me….
please save me woman with huge bulge…..
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quickly realizing that im a lazy fuck with no discernible skills, and i’d actually be the most content being kept as a pet or housewife so i can clean the house and play video games/make cosplay all day. i literally would rather be cared for than put in effort. that’s depressing.
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everyone flirts w me on twitter like “hiiii” but it’s never “i’m a pretty woman with 5+ years on you who will leash you and pour liquor down your throat”. like step up your game, people!
Before anyone comments on this drawing "need this", you're wrong, *I* need this...
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i am a smelldiver. i see someone unzip their pants after working out and im headfirst in that hoe
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you just know this gun mod was made by a trans woman
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guys. is this allowed.
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it’s true, it’s why she’s literally me
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not to be horny on main but i should be pinned down and commanded to get pregnant, that would be pretty cool i think
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@zeldakostv
oh i think they did, when i asked for round 2 the waitress said “anything for you, sweetheart” and winked at me
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is it wrong that i wanna text him saying "heyyy if things dont work out with your gf uhh... call me?? ahhaa...."
his arms are fucking huge he could pop my head like a grape hhgffjf……
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it’s not fair what happened to Bran, and i miss her content a lot. i’m so happy i was able to comm her for my pfp before she went offline for good - and i’ll wear it like a badge of honour in her memory
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remember when this happened?
i am cursed with the eternal gamer slouch crease line
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my dad went as director krennic
“oh my god, this f^ggot’s actually wearing a bridget cosplay. erm…cringe‼️”
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this has more passion and romance in 11 seconds than most love stories
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if bookmarks ever become public i’m so cooked dawg
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when they give you their sweaty smelly underwear to take home
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hey this still applies btw
i need a bad bitch to take me to the renaissance fair and make out with me while i’m dangerously drunk on mead
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this is exactly why i prefer to make big armoured cosplays that hide my entire face and body lmao
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lesbian lumberjackmoders pls dm me. that is all.
I think uhhhh hahsasdhj i think i may be.. uhh easy to uhm s-split
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does she fw mid white puppygirls
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why does my hair look best the day after i shower and don’t brush it
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9/11 for annoying people (congrats finn)
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i will never forgive this cinematic for being so awesome and then being revealed that it’s a trailer for fucking elder scrolls online
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weeping crying sobbing
thinking abt watching myself become something i didn’t want to be
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someone just sent me this it’s fucking OVER
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“trick or treat, smell my fee-“
*drops to my knees immediately*
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this is how you should talk to me if you want to date me
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shoutout my girls with yellowed teeth and bleeding gums i feel u
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i’m 6ft and 140lbs btw. just saying.
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