Just found an old photo book. Fucking belta. Two of the big lads no longer with us. I have Speedo’s signed shirt from a 1-0 Derby game in ‘01 where I was ball-boy so getting that framed. Can’t wait! And who knew I’d chore @warrenbarton2 curtain haircut 20 year later 😂 #NUFC

Penalty and a red card. The game is totally gone.

Lewandowski and De Jong injured. For all we could be doing much better in the league, I would not put it past my big daft Newcastle United doing the job over two legs. It’s the hope that fucking kills ya. HTWFL KTF 🏴🏳️

World War World War 2 <— you are here World War 3 2 World 2 War World War: Tokyo Drift World and War World 7 War 8

If you booed the lads, after they worked their socks off to level it twice, only just for two individual errors to cost us… I hope they’ve rattled you enough to consider never coming back to SJP. Make room for some that will get behind them no matter what. #NUFC

US, Iran and Israel about to start WW3

NUFC will play Barcelona in the R16 stage, with the home fixture played on 10/11 March and away 17/18 March. Should we win, we’d then play either Tottenham or Atletico Madrid in the QF. HWTFL KTF.

😱 No side has played more games in all competitions so far this season than Newcastle.

That’s just the mackems checking how we’ve got on that

Newcastle United’s brand director has left the club and the newly proposed crest used in internal presentations has been scrapped #NUFC [@DailyMail]

Welcome to the Daggers, Nortei Nortey! 💪 We are delighted to announce the signing of the midfielder on a permanent deal until the end of the season.

Friday will tell. #ucl

30 years ago today, Trainspotting was released 🍿💚

30 years ago today. Danny Boyle's Trainspotting was released. Iconic 90s film. Iconic opening scene in Edinburgh. “Choose life.”

Happy 30th birthday to #Trainspotting, the best and most iconic British film of all time.

Record number of spares going for a Champions League home tie tomorrow. But we’re talking about 68,000? Half empty, entitled, soulless bowl incoming. Least a few business people can strike a deal or two up though. #NUFC

Thoughts on Sunderland away. We were well worth our win. I was disappointed with their team and their supporters especially their lack of grace in losing. Sunderland itself is a very drab place although it was nice to be somewhere I am considered good looking #SUNFUL #FFC

A complete map of every football club in England, Scotland, Wales, and Northern Ireland. Absolutely incredible.

So it appears the 5cm tolerance is dependent on badge on the shirt 🤷🏻‍♂️ #NUFC ⚫️⚪️⚫️⚪️ #NFFC

Time to admit it lads, we are shite dragging along mid table championship players is only going to get us so far

Dreamy