Hey there, folks! It’s not THAT much of a pleasure anymore; we’ve met before! Still good to see youuuuu! 🎶.Do YOU know me? What about you? Oh, everybody does! I’m the humble shadow of lies encapsulating your soul.

RT @soqyrtan: ☺️

RT @pavlova672382: @SH0WSOVER

RT @AxolMinnie: @wafercatz A MOVIEEEEEE???!!! AHHHHHHHHAKSKDIHAHEHJIFJFFBFND.

RT @starpoppz: @wafercatz ARE U DEADASS.

To everyone calling this a lie, they’re NOT lying! It sounds so devastating that you’re in denial, which is only natural. Oh, I totally understand. But NO. Vivienne Medrano is in fact directing this movie! I’ve been to their studio and had it confirmed!.

I’d get you out of there, buuuut it seems like you’re so devoted to her and the garden that you DON’T wanna leave! Am I wrong? Eh. Ohhh well.

To make matters worse, she’s been working her denizens to the dough! Do you know how SHOCKED I was seeing her Sugar Angels all exhausted? Weak? PATHETIC? And when they’re usually joyful! Though, I’m sure you’ve probably already heard THAT story.

BOOOOYYYY was she MAD. Guess she didn’t want me snitching, eh? Well here I am! POOR. LITTLE. (Sagacious. Marvelous. Charismatic.) Shadow Milk Cookie. BRAVELY coming out with the REAL STORY like a HERO! Applause, applause!.

Anyway, she saw me.

She kept going ON and ON about her plan to keep you both in cryostasis for the REST of TIME! She’s not as innocent and kindhearted as she seems, huh? You’re a VICTIM here, Pavlova Cookie.

But did she listen? NoOoOooOo. Unfortunately, she doesn’t take MY masterfully spoken advice either. I suppooooseee she has her own path to take. SIIIIGH. I’m so WORRIED for her! Really, I am!.

She said that she was SOOOO tired of you two that she was JUST ABOUT READY to tear you both apart! Scary, right? I am still PRACTICALLY shivering in my boots at the thought of it! Even Hollyberry Cookie was shaken up. She kept trying to convince her not to take action!.

There I was JUST YESTERDAY, so graciously minding my business within her WONDERFUL garden. I just so happened to overhear a conversation between her and her other half who came back to visit! I know, I look BEAUTIFUL here, but we’ll save that for later.

Nope! Worse. Did you know that Eternal Sugar Cookie, who I ONCE thought was a SPLENDID hostess, was secretly planning to crumble AND trap both you AND Sugarfly Cookie in those little jars o’ jam she mistakes for peace ALL THIS TIME! It’s DEPLORABLE! You gotta hear me out!.

RT @DESTRUCTOR555_: GOLDEN CHEESE IS HARDLY A QUEEN. HAVING NO KINGDOM. HER FALSE PEOPLE. HAHAHAHAAHHAA!.

You know, GOOOOD times!.

Liiiiike.

THROUGH with him. Oh, how I so desperately want my beloved minions back! I remember all the GOOD TIMES we had! 😢 Like when.

I should NOT have brought that up! Especially while THAT THING is in the vicinity.

Oh. My. Witch. I’m SO sorry. Let’s get you to the hospital.