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20 | he/they | illustrator | number 1 world champion of choking on my salivar
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Joined September 2024
Smiling Friends just ended nihilism with this single joke π
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I hate the new Coca Cola commercial because I hate commercials period
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ultimately the best part of election day 2025 is making all the worst people in the world incredibly mad
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I donβt know how you can read the Divine Comedy and not come away thinking Dante didnβt have a profound, incomprehensible depth of religious humility that goes well beyond settling personal grudges and biases
Dante is so fucking funny imagine you depict people you don't like as soyjaks burning in hell because they suck while you're the Chad ascending to heaven because you're awesome and it goes triple platinum and is taught in schools
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